The Graveyard Shift Blog

Since 2008, Lee Lofland has written over 2000 articles on his blog, The Graveyard Shift. Topics such as police procedure, forensics, criminal behavior, and what it’s like to be a cop has helped countless numbers of popular and aspiring writers.

His life’s mission – to remind writers that cordite is dead and gone. Just say no to cordite in your books!

Imaginary Law of Fiction: The Legal Basis To, Well, Make Up Stuff

I've been doing the "help writers get it right" for a long, long time, and during all those years I've seen a ton of questions and discussions that would buckle the knees of the even the most seasoned detectives and coroners. Some of the…
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The Case of Rayshard Brooks: Just the Facts, No Opinion

The recent officer-involved shooting of Rayshard Brooks by Atlanta police officer Garrett Rolfe has ignited another flame in the fervent calls against police brutality and reform. At the heart of the situation is the use of the well-known…

OMG! Death of Person Killed By Cops Ruled a HOMICIDE

Yeah, well, don't let those click-bait headlines get your unmentionables all bunched up, because ALL, and I repeat, ALL killings of human beings by other humans are homicides. And certain homicides are absolutely legal. That's right, L.E.G.A.L.,…
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Monday Morning Quarterbacks Lack Touch, Taste, Smell, and Motion

"Shots fired!" "I'm hit" "He's running." "I need backup." "In the alley behind Joe's Pawn Shop." "He's shooting again." Silence. Then, "Man down! Send paramedics ... NOW!" And then it starts. The looky-loos come out…

You Know You’re a Crime Writer If …

What is it that sets writers of crime fiction apart from, well, everyone else in the entire world? Well ... 1. The worst murder scene in the world pales in comparison with the thoughts roaming through your mind at any given moment of the…
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Reading Between the Blue Lines: Racism

It's been over a dozen years ago since I wrote the first word on this blog, and before I did I made the decision to avoid the really hot and controversial issues, such as gun control, politics, and racial issues. However, today I'm making what…
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George Floyd’s Death: Did Officers Cross the Line?

George Floyd, a 46-year-old African American man, died Monday night---Memorial Day---after being handcuffed and held to the ground by Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin. Officer Chauvin, who is white, knelt on Floyd's neck, apparently…
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Obstruction Of Justice: No, No, No, Don’t Tell Me No Lies

Obstruction of Justice (aka perverting the course of justice) is a broad term that simply boils down to charging an individual for knowingly lying to law enforcement in order to change to course/outcome of a case, or lying to protect another…

You’ve Committed a Federal Offense: How Much Time Will You Serve?

Changing their pleas from not guilty to guilty in the college admissions scandal case, Lori Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli sent the internet into a buzz of chatter. Why, many asked, did, after such a long battle, would the couple suddenly…

Halt! I’m a Patrol Officer, Detective, Animal Control Officer, and Water Meter Reader

In large cities law enforcement officers typically become highly specialized in their areas of expertise. Patrol officers there are often assigned to specific sections of the city---precincts---and they know their assigned areas like the backs…
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Location, Location, Location: Are You Writing it Wrong?

Did you know that not all sheriff's deputies are police officers? How about that some sheriffs in the U.S., and their deputies, do not have any arrest authority? Is it possible that you, as writers, haven written scenes incorrectly based on…
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Mt. St. Helens: The Muse of All Muses

It was 40 years ago today when the north slope of Mt. St. Helens exploded, sending a plume of ash 15 miles high, ash that would soon enter the jet stream and travel around the world. The top 1,300 feet of the mountain was gone in a flash. Miles…

6 Methods of Tracking Crooks … and Grandma’s Settee

Working as a deputy sheriff in a rural county often presents its own set of special and sometimes unusual challenges, especially during the days before the existence of GPS, cellphones, and radio repeaters. In other words, it was pretty darned…
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Crime Scene Investigation Taboos: The Dirty Dozen

Detective I. Will Gitterdone had a spotless attendance record, never missing a day for sickness in his entire thirty-three years with the department. In fact, in all of his years of wearing a badge and toting a sidearm he refused to soil that…

MOM is the Key To a Criminal Investigation … What?

What does MOM have to do with catching bad guys? We all know our moms have super powers. They can see through walls, hear a whisper at 100 paces, and they have the unique ability to silence us with a mere glance. But could those unique qualities…

Plainclothes Officer Survival Tips: How To Stay Alive Without Really Trying

Police officers are trained to protect lives and property. They're skilled drivers, shooters, and fighters. They know how to arrest, how to testify in court, and how to collect evidence. They're calm and cool when facing danger, and they're…
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6 “No Bull” Facts About Cops

Writers, you conduct an incredible amount of research about cops, forensics, and more, and your readers deeply appreciate your efforts. Therefore, to assist with your hard work, here are six tidbits to add to your gatherings of vital information. 1.…
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Sir Alec Jeffreys and the DNA Testing of Over 5,500 Men, All to Catch a Single Killer

As the result of a DNA experiment on September 10, 1984, Alec Jeffreys discovered the technique of genetic fingerprinting. At the time, Jeffreys worked as a researcher and professor of genetics at the University of Leicester. At 9.05…