Breaking News: Our new home

 

Breaking News!

APPLETON, Wisconsin—The National Criminal Justice Training Center (NCJTC)/Public Safety Training Center at Fox Valley Technical College is the new location for the Writers’ Police Academy! We are extremely pleased, honored, and excited about the move.

Here’s a little about the state of the art facility, which, by the way, is brand new! And, of course, this means we’ll be offering even more hands-on workshops, sessions, and live-action scenarios than ever before. This is a one of a kind opportunity for writers.

Dates for the 2015 WPA will be announced soon. In the meantime, you may want to consider marking August 20 – 23rd on your calendars. Yes, that’s a big hint. But DO NOT make travel/flight plans until we set those dates in stone (we’re 99% sure, though).

*Registration for the 2015 Writers’ Police Academy will open in early 2015, and we fully expect the event to sell out quickly. Watch this site closely for details.

“As always, Sisters in Crime is offering a special deal for their members – old and new. And they’ve got a sweet something-extra in store for you if you’re a WPA newbie.”

So, welcome to the new home of the WPA – The National Criminal Justice Training Center (NCJTC)/Public Safety Training Center at Fox Valley Technical College.

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Classroom/Tactical Lab Building

This 96,000 square-foot building houses classrooms, a well-equipped forensic laboratory, two 25-yard indoor firing ranges, defensive tactics and fitness rooms, a jail training area, indoor technical rescue training area, and a 6-bay apparatus room, as well as staff offices. Other spaces include a conference room, break area, and a large parking lot.

Classrooms

The building has fifteen standard smart classrooms. Seven rooms have a capacity of 24 students and the remaining eight can hold up to 40. A computer lab containing 40 work stations can be separated into two. Adjoining the computer lab is space for a future telecommunications training area. A large multipurpose room can hold 224 people. This room can be split into two, with a movable partition wall. An adjacent catering kitchen can serve meals in the multipurpose room (in either configuration).

Forensic Laboratory

The forensic laboratory is a complete lab with all appropriate equipment for forensic analysis, including fume hoods. The college owns a variety of state-of-the art forensic equipment, including a Leica ScanStation C10 3-D laser scanner.

Firing Ranges (Indoor)

Two ten-lane indoor firing ranges are located at the PSTC. Each indoor range is 75 feet long, and can handle any standard pistol round, as well as .223 and 308 caliber ammunition. Each range is fully baffled, allowing the shooters to move up and down the range rather than being limited to a fixed firing line. Large side doors allow for bringing a vehicle into the range for training. Both ranges have programmable turning target systems. Each range has a control room, and the two ranges are served by a twenty-position weapons cleaning room, an armorer’s room, and secure storage for weapons and ammunition.

Defensive Tactics and Fitness Area

Two 1,600 square-foot defensive and arrest tactics (DAAT) rooms are coupled by a common DAAT equipment storage area. An additional 1,500 square-foot fitness room contains various weight machines and cardio equipment. Men’s and women’s locker and showering facilities adjoin the fitness facility, and are located just down the hall from the DAAT rooms.

Jail Training Area

The jail training area includes a sally port with observation window, booking counter, cells, interrogation room, and an interview room.

Fire Training Area

The fire training area within the PSTC building includes a 6-bay apparatus room for storage of fire engines, ladder trucks, technical rescue vehicles, wildland firefighting vehicles and equipment, an ambulance, and other apparatus as needed. The area houses the Candidate Physical Ability Testing (CPAT) equipment, which is used for testing firefighter candidates.

The facility has a fully functional sprinkler systems lab, which is independent from the actual building system. The sprinkler lab has multiple risers, the most common alarm and detection system equipment, and a fully functional sprinkler head which can be activated behind a glass wall.

The fire area includes storage lockers and racks for firefighting personal protective equipment, an air compressor-supplied cascade system for filling self-contained breathing apparatus, and a cleaning room. Firefighter survival training venues like the Denver Drill and rope and ladders bails have been built into the structure. Additionally, indoor facilities support technician level confined-space, operations level trench rescue, and technician level rope recue training, which is supported by a 32-foot high indoor rappelling and ascending platform.

Offices

The administrative area of the building contains a reception area, two large conference rooms, thirteen offices for full- and part-time staff, a work room and storage room, and nine cubicles for support staff personnel. Additionally, there are twelve workstation for adjunct staff including an area for collaboration and a faculty break room.

Outdoor Training Grounds

Firing Ranges (Outdoor)

The PSTC boasts four outdoor firing ranges. Completely enclosed with precast concrete panels and overhead baffles to prevent escaping rounds, each range can accommodate six shooters on the line and can handle any standard pistol round, as well as .223 and 308 caliber ammunition. The two 50 yard ranges are fully baffled, allowing the shooters to move up and down range rather than being limited to a fixed firing line. Large side doors allow for bringing a vehicle into the range for training. The 100-yard and 300-yard ranges range allow medium and long-range rifle training from a fixed shooting position. The 300-yard range has a five-foot tall sniper platform. All ranges have programmable turning target systems, and the 50-yard ranges have programmable “running man” target systems.

Emergency Vehicle Operations Course

The emergency Vehicle Operations Course consist of three major elements:

– Pursuit track measuring approximately 5/8 of a mile

– Skid pad roughly 350’ X 600’ with an irrigation system to flood it

– Skills pad for training maneuvers such as the serpentine, straight line backing, etc.,

The skills pad measures 350’ X 600’ and is rated for a 120,000 lb. vehicle.

The track includes corner/smooth curve options, divided highway, simulated construction

area, recovery zone, and a staging area. The course is designed to teach safe driving and maneuvering of police, fire, and emergency medical vehicles, emergency maneuvers, skids and off-road recovery, pursuit driving and other standard operations. It will be used to teach emergency stopping techniques such as Pursuit Immobilization Technique (PIT), deploying “stop sticks,” and setting up road blocks.

“River City” Simulated Village

The simulated village contains streets, intersections, and residential and commercial buildings. Current buildings include a one-story residence with a full basement, a two-story residence, a branch bank, a hotel/motel and bar, and a gas station. Additional buildings will be constructed in the coming years.

These structures can be used by fire, law enforcement, hazardous materials, and emergency medical agencies for simulated incidents. They are the perfect venue for crime scene investigations of a staged incident, search and rescue for firefighters, and

medical emergencies. Note that the village can be used by multiple agencies and multiple discipline simultaneously. For example, one structure could be used by a training group for clearing the building, EMS could respond to a medical incident occurring at the bank, another group could be making a vehicle contact, while an OWI simulation takes place down the street, and a staged meth lab or growing operation can be processed by investigators.

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The Boeing 727 airplane offers an array of training opportunities. With a passenger-style configuration in the front half and a cargo configuration in the back, the airplane can support air marshal, firefighter, emergency medical, and K9 training. The non-burnable training venue can be used by airport rescue firefighting (ARFF) vehicles to practice tactical approaches and water and foam application. (Future plans include building an FAA-approved live-burn ARFF simulator.)

Forcible Entry House

At nearly 5,000 square feet, this structure offers a challenging array of rooms and hallways. Coupled with windows and doors that can be breached, multiple entry points, and the ability to use Simunition weapons and flash bangs, along with simulated smoke conditions, this structure has endless potential for all levels of tactical training.

Train Derailment

On the outskirts of the simulated village is a train derailment prop consisting of 150 foot of track, a railroad crossing, and three general service tank cars. One of the tank cars sits upright while the remaining two are configured as they might be found during an actual incident. The cars will be piped to leak water and high pressure air, simulating a hazardous material release. Space is available for additional track and cars, and this prop can be piped for propane to allow live-burn training.

Fire Training Burn Building/Tower

A variety of firefighting and law enforcement activities can take place in the fire training burn building and attached six-story tower. This venue presents several elevations, including a two-story apartment building, a two-story residential home with attached garage, a commercial structure with a flat roof and parapet, and a six-story apartment building. Eight burnable rooms are scattered throughout the structure, including three in the tower portion and a garage with a vehicle inside. A self-contained breathing apparatus (SCBA) confidence maze is located in the attic; other venues include multiple hallways and doors, large area search area, an operating sprinkler and standpipe system, a six-story elevator shaft with an elevator stuck between floors, and multiple roof ventilation access ports. The facility also incorporates forcible entry doors, a simulated

smoke distribution system, and technical rescue venues.

Technical Rescue

In addition to the indoor Fire Training Area, the PSTC has multiple outdoor locations for

technical rescue training. Many of the firefighting training venues are designed with technical rescue needs in mind. For example, the fire training burn building has multiple anchors set into the floors and ceiling, with self-closing gates and protective stanchions near the rappelling openings. A specific area was designed to support building a high-line. Multiple technicalrescue-specific venues support low-angle and high-angle rope work. A confined space simulator contains approximately 400 feet of piping of various sizes and allows for horizontal, diagonal, and vertical entries or retrievals. A concrete trench rescue venue supports straight, normal operating pressures and contain several built-in wall and lip “failures.”

Flashover Training Container

The flashover simulator consists of two all-metal shipping containers, one being the burn

module and the other an observation module. The flashover simulator teaches firefighters to recognize the warning signs of an impending flashover and understand the limits of their personal protective gear.

Ventilation Training

Roof ventilation techniques can be honed using four simulated roofs at various pitches. A 5:12 pitched roof 18 inches off the ground meets State of Wisconsin Firefighter I Certification requirements. Two other pitched roofs, a 5:12 and 8:12, are situated with the eave a minimum of six feet above ground. The fourth prop is a flat roof 14 feet tall with a four-foot parapet wall.

Each opportunity has one or more cutouts which can hold a standard pallet, allowing repeated ventilation training. Instructors can observe and give directions from an observation deck.

Fire Investigation Burn Pods

Fire investigation training is taken to the next level with the ability to perform an actual investigation as part of the course. Two pods, each containing two 12’ X 12’ rooms can be built out to mimic any type of room (bedroom, living room, etc.). In one of the two pods, a doorway connects the two rooms, allowing an excellent opportunity to show fire transfer though conduction, convection, or other means.

Class B Fueled Training Field

The Class B fueled training area incorporates both propane and natural gas. Repeated fire extinguishment scenarios can be performed on the propane fuel car, forklift, flammable liquids cabinet, industrial pallet racking, and natural-gas-fueled residential and industrial gas meters.

Drafting Pond / Water Rescue

This training venue is 240’ X 300’ and twenty feet deep. A total of five dry hydrants located on two sides of the pond allow motor pump operator training. A boat landing allows for easy access onto the surface of the water. Divers can practice rescue and recovery techniques using the two 20’ X 20’ platforms at the bottom of the pond, one containing a car and the other a future location for a small plane. The venue is a perfect location for water rescue, ice water rescue, both surface and below, along with shore attendant training. It also lends itself to practicing booming to contain a hazardous materials spill.

*Please DO NOT contact FVTC directly. Any questions, concerns, thoughts, suggestions, ideas, etc., regarding the Writers’ Police Academy should be sent or directed to Lee Lofland @ lofland32@msn.com.

REMEMBER, there’s only ONE Writers’ Police Academy. If you don’t see our logo or my name attached, well, you’re simply in the wrong place.

*We are actively seeking volunteers in the Wisconsin area. If you are interested in becoming a WPA team member please contact me at lofland32@msn.com. We need assistance with registration, raffle and auction, name tags, event bags, room monitors, event program, sponsors and advertisements, etc.

 

Absolutely YES, there will be a 2015 Writers’ Police Academy!

We are indeed moving to a new location, one that’s even larger and more exciting with far more to see and do than the previous spot. In fact, we’ll be at one of the top law enforcement training facilities in the U.S. You asked for it and we delivered.

Of course, we’ll miss the previous location and our wonderful friends there, and we’re grateful for all they’ve done over the years to help writers “get it right.” The fact is, thanks to you, we’ve simply outgrown the space. Who knows, though, you just may see some of the folks from GTCC at the new venue…

WPA 2015 is a “Do NOT want to miss” event. OMG it’s going to be fantastic!

Never before have writers had the opportunities that are available at this event. I’m talking experiences you could never imagine in your wildest…well, maybe you could imagine something of this magnitude, but doggone it we’re making it a reality. Think the past WPA’s have been exciting? Well, WPA 2015 is definitely over the top!

I’ll be making the full announcement very soon. So please do spread the word for me. Dates and registration details are also on the way.

By the way, we’d love to welcome RWA, MWA, ITW, ACFW, NINC, and other writers’ organizations to be a part of the experience. Please contact me at lofland32@msn.com for details about how you can join the WPA family.

As always, we deeply appreciate the generous support of Sisters in Crime and its members.

*Remember, there’s only ONE Writers’ Police Academy! If you don’t see my name or our logo, well, you’re at the wrong place. But don’t be afraid. Simply stop, turn around, and yell for me as loudly as you can. I’ll save you.

WPA: coming to a town near you

 

Magical. The. Best. Ever. OMG, that was freakin’ A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!

That’s what some attendees of the Writers’ Police Academy have said since we pulled the curtain on the 2014 event. I agree, it was indeed magical and awesome in every sense of those words, and much of that awesomeness is because of you, the attendees and supporters.

To give you a bit of background, planning for a WPA event takes well over 12 months. In fact, I usually start the preliminaries for future events long before the detailed planning for the current one begins.

Our planning committee members typically begin their initial meetings and discussions while at the current event. So, while you’re having fun playing cops and robbers and CSI experts, staff members are hard at work figuring ways to make the next WPA better than the last.

And, we’re watching you…

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That’s right, we conduct surveillance on WPA attendees.

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If you’re smiling and asking tons of questions during a particular presentation, well, we’ll try to find ways to incorporate similar subject material into a future event, if needed.

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I listen to questions and comments. If you want it we’ll find some way to do it (within reason, of course).

Other ways I select workshop topics:

During the year I spend a lot of time answering questions from writers, reading blogs and comments and questions on listserves, etc. I make note of the most often asked questions. I read many, many books, and I pick out the most common mistakes made by writers who think they know about police procedure and forensics.

While reading, I focus on the scenes that scream to me that their creator has never experienced what they’ve written. The text is often dull and flat and in need of life, color, emotion, smells, and sounds. You know, like this year when Captain Shepherd and crew used explosives to blow a door off its hinges. You heard the deputies shouting commands. You felt the tension as they prepared the charge and counted down. You heard the explosion. You saw the splintered door and the deputys’ entry. You heard the gunfire inside the residence. You smelled the smoke and felt the heat.

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Now that’s how to conduct research!

Of course, having the best instructors and presenters on the planet is a huge bonus. They’re all writers and readers, which means they already know the subject matter needed to bring your stories to life. And we all love doing what we do…helping writers get it right.

This year, however, the WPA is at a crossroads. We are currently exploring the option(s) of taking our dog and pony show to a new location. For years people have requested that we come to a “town near you.” So I’m open to suggestions. Would you like to see the WPA in your backyard? Do you have a connection with a local police academy or other training facility, and/or an inside connection with law enforcement? Are you near a major airport? A nice hotel? Can you assemble a fantastic team of hard-working volunteers?

If so, please contact me at lofland32@msn.com. Write FUTURE WPA in the subject line.

Let’s talk!

2014 Golden donut

 

The rules were simple. Write a complete story based on the photo we provided. The trick? The story had to be exactly 200 words. Not 201. Not 199.

The Golden Donut contest attracts writers from all across the world, and to place in the top ten is a true accomplishment.

Here are the top nine 2014 runners-up, in no particular order.

Congratulations to you all!

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The Second Trailer – Meg E Dobson

The team swept the area for bombs—nothing, and I’m up next. My protection gear chaffs. Baby powder never works here. Welcome to New Orleans.

When the camera scope reveals nadda through the FEMA trailer’s door, I ease it open. Creak, but no blast. Rivers of sweat flow from my neck and into my boots. The stink reminds me of Desert Storm, where I learned my trade. Go Army.

Inside, there’s no obvious bomb, and manikin bodies are piled in a corner. I hate manikins. Body part by body part, I check and move on. Check and move. Check. Move. Inside a plastic stomach cavity, I spot the glint of red and yellow wire connected to the C4 and the tiny cell phone glow. Setting to work, I forget the chaffing, the sweat, and the stink.

When I emerge, the squad leader lifts the stop watch in triumph and everyone cheers. Expecting free beer, I strip my sweaty gear. The trailer two down from this one explodes. I roll into the dirt.

That’s when the laser light blooms crimson on my chest. Check the perimeter. With my job, it’s going to be someone else’s screw up?

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The Mannequin Murders – Susanna Nash

Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy hurried into Dummies for Windows and found the officer in charge.

Sergeant Oak told McCarthy, “Need your expertise.” He eyed Bergen. “Think you can help?”

“Maybe. I’m no dummy.

The three strolled past workers standing rigidly, smiles painted on their faces, then entered an office with a tightly closed safe, two stolid employees, and the victims.

“Narrowed it down to these two.” Oak pointed. “Mr. Pine claims he never left the loading dock. Mr. Wooden says he was gluing on wigs.”

Bergen snifffed a shiny spot on the body in the front corner. “Wet glue.”

“Wooden is the killer,” McCarthy snapped.

“Desperate for dough?” Bergen noted Wooden’s jagged cuffs. “Caught trying to rob the safe?”

“Yeah. The manager surprised me. I twisted his legs, but he wouldn’t give me the combination. Then those kids stumbled in.”

“Look at their angelic faces. How could you?”

“Yeah, look at ’em. I could tell they were gonna sing.”

“And him?” Bergen pointed at the body in the back of the room.

 Wooden woodenly replied, “Tried to nail me. Had to disarm him.”

 Oak cuffed Wooden and thanked McCarthy, who said, “A hollow victory.”

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EXIT PLAN – Vy Kava

I pushed the buzzer and the voice box next to the door crackled.

“What do you want?

I was to say today’s date-September 11.

The door opened. Harsh florescent light illuminated a warehouse crammed with steel shelves filled with mannequins in various stages of completion. A burly man approached.

“I wired the 100,000 yesterday.” I said.

“We got it….How tall are you?”

“Six feet.”

“Follow me.” He grabbed a gurney and began sifting  thru the shelves dragging two handless arms, a torso and two legs.

I followed him to his workbench. He attached the body parts with a screw gun. From a box he pulled two lifelike silicon hands with arthritic fingers and attached them to the arms.

“Give me your rings.”

“What.”

“Your rings.”

I reluctantly turned them over.

He brought over a mannequin’s head that looked just like me- the eyebrows, the crooked nose and the scar over my right eye. Next came the clothes – a black suit, shirt and tie.

“You think it will fool them?” I asked.

“It is all arranged with the funeral home in Florida…. Good luck.” He shook my hand.

My next stop was breakfast at the Twin Towers.

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The Wait – David Swords

Karl moved slowly as he straightened the fourth floor attic of Steinman’s Department Store.  In the fifteen years he had been Steinman’s janitor, this was his least favorite job.  Dirty and dark.  Dark because of the oil lamp he had to use for lighting.

The lamp threw eerie shadows around the room as Karl moved boxes and clothing racks.  Just as he thought he was getting a handle on the mess, he gasped as the light fell in the corner and revealed a pile of mannequins thrown together.  Mannequins stacked one on top of the other, like cordwood.  Men, women and children.  All unclothed.  All different, yet all the same.

Karl felt uneasy at the sight.  As he turned to get back to work, he heard a sound behind him and saw movement in the shadows.  He turned to see a mannequin rising from the floor.  Then another, and  another.  All pointing at him.  Gaunt faces and ragged clothes, all pointing at Karl.

As he stumbled back and knocked the lamp over, he knew.  As the flames engulfed the clothes of Karl Mueller, the former Auschwitz guard knew, they had finally come for him.

He had been waiting.

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Out-Take – Toni Goodyear

I stare at the dummies, the young woman and boy I imagine as my own — my pretty mother, killed by “bad brakes” four months ago, and my older brother, dead with her. Soon they’ll be clothed and put into a car to burst into flames against a Hollywood mountain. Their job is to remain silent as their limbs rip and their faces melt.

Boom, I say, but no one moves.

Under my breath I tell them what’s been planned next, this time for me. My father and his friends say I have ripened. I am fourteen year old scotch, ready for tasting.

“Where’s your dad?” the studio pyrotech asks.

“Don’t know. He said meet him here.”

He frowns, and signals the Cadillac be brought around.

Last night, my father stumbling drunk, needing my help to prep the car, easily tipped into the big, dark trunk. Then the knife from his tool box, killer cold in my hand.

Before bed, I filled my brother’s mouth with blast powder from the pyro kit so he won’t be noiseless as he dies again.

Boom, we’ll scream together, as family fire lights up the sky.

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Etched in Red – Kate Cleary

Jackie Shaffer hated cleaning out the storage units of customers who didn’t pay their bills. Frankly, it gave her the creeps.  Jackie checked the unit’s number, snipped off the lock with bolt cutters, and pulled up the door. Okay this was weird. Front and center was a bizarre collection of life-size plastic dolls. Lifting one up she saw a set of initials etched in red on the doll’s feet.  Another doll had similar red markings.

Adjacent to the macabre dolls, plastic storage bins rose to the ceiling. Grabbing a step stool in the unit Jackie pulled a container down and bent down to open it. Inside was the photo of a young girl, a butterfly necklace, a piece of coated wire that appeared to be covered in dried blood, and a plastic doll with feet initialed AJ.

A cold chill ran up Jackie’s spine. Her breathing became labored as she examined another container confirming her worst fears. Time to get out of here. Jackie turned to leave and heard a grunt as a slick cord wrapped tightly around her neck.

Later the man sat on the stool whistling while etching a red JS on the doll’s feet.

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Reminders – Darlene Jacobs

The detectives investigating Heather Graham’s death thought the unclothed mannequin of a young child sitting atop her bed odd.   And everyone was puzzled as to why a pretty, popular girl like Heather would throw herself out her third floor sorority house window.   But I knew.

It was the day after the end of rush week.  Last night pledge mom Heather had made the terrible mistake of bringing back the long forbidden practice of hazing.  She and her sorority sisters gleefully poured liquor down the pledges throats, imposed paddling should they have had the audacity to throw up, and forced the girls to expose themselves to the neighboring fraternity for ranking, all in the name of sisterhood.

Everyone had long forgotten why those naked mannequins in the attic remained.  My future in the fashion world was cut short over 25 years ago in this very sorority house.  My death from alcohol poisoning had forced an end to hazing.

No one should ever again have to go through the fatal bullying that I did.  Perhaps the detectives would finally connect the fact that mannequins were appearing on each of the seniors beds as the body count grew.  They’d finally remember.

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Survivors – Cathy Neumueller

The door creaked on arthritic hinges.  “I’m sure this room has been checked a dozen times.  This is a waste of time,” said Adam.

“We’re almost out of food,” said Eve.  The two human survivors slowly entered the clutter filled but surprisingly dust free room.  It was almost like someone was living here but it had been obvious from the stuck door that no one had entered the room in a long time.

Eve startled at the sight of the figures sitting amidst the junk.  At first she thought that they were people.  She wasn’t sure if she was relieved or disappointed to see that they weren’t real.  It had been a long time since they’d seen anyone else alive.

After the humans had left and the door was creaked closed the armless man said, “They’re gone kids.  You can open your eyes.”  He wasn’t sure how much time had passed but it still amazed him how humans could have been so stupid to destroy their environment.  He figured that there were only a few left now that the human society had collapsed.  “And they used to call us dummies,” he chuckled.

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(H)Armless Man – Christine Hammar

The (H)Armless Man

Cleaning father’s drawers, I find a photograph of two sitting childlike dolls. They look like my half-siblings, Derek and Dinah, only dead. Their mouths are open, eyes shut, faces stony. Dinah’s arm is raised as if she is about to comfort Derek.
They drowned when they were seven. An accident, everyone said.
Close to them in the shade sits an armless doll, a grown man, staring at nothing with cold, empty eyes. He reminds me of our father who fought in Libya in 2011 and lost his arms.

The photograph scares the heck out of me. I wonder why father had kept it.

As I look at the photograph for the last time, I see Derek’s and Dinah’s eyes open. They smile and nod.
A picture forms inside the photograph. Father with Derek and Dinah playing in the lake. Then another: father smiling and holding them under the water. Then another: father smiling while toweling himself dry.
”We thought you should know,” Derek’s voice says quietly.
”It was no accident,” Dinah’s voice whispers.
The pictures fade and the dolls are there again.
Crying, I tear up the photograph.

Lucky thing father died two weeks ago.

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And, once again, the winning story.

Practice – Rick McMahan

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Jill strode down the darkened hall, her hollow footfalls in sync with the words drifting to her.

Two.

The training room door was open, a weak light escaping.

Three.

Every CPR mannequin was strewn across the floor like he had tried each one before settling on the smallest.

Breathe.

Kneeling, Ray was pushing on the dummy’s chest. His t-shirt was soaked through with sweat.

“Partner,” she said.

He looked up at her, but she knew he was looking through her at the memory. Dispatch sent them to a nice neighborhood with manicured yards and kids playing. A worried employer called when a female employee never showed for work. Jill found the woman’s body on the bed. A baby was never mentioned. Ray found one floating in the tub.

“Roll call’s in ten, partner.”

More than sweat glistened on his face. Standing, he turned away to pull on his uniform shirt.

Post-partum depression. A fancy word for a mother drowning her kid before suiciding herself.  It took Jill and three EMTs to pull Ray away from the baby’s blue lips.

“Next time if I try harder, Maybe I can save him.” Ray’s voice tight. “I was just practicing.”

2014 WPA: Alafair Burke

 

As always, WPA attendees never quite know what to expect when they first arrive at the police academy. This year, as the buses rounded the final turn attendees found themselves smack dab in the midst of a mass casualty scene—a drunk driver had just plowed through a yard sale.

Next, they were witness as to how first responders handle these situations. First to arrive was a sheriff’s deputy from the Guilford County Sheriff’s Office.

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Then, this…

 

 

Of course, there were the usual superstars and dead bodies…

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Lisa Gardner at the scene of a murder

The typical classroom explosions…

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Well-dressed entry team members…

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“Bad to the Bone” Alafair Burke

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In-school detention is sometime necessary to control the bad behavior of an unruly attendee.

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The safety and security of everyone involved in the WPA is top on our list. Therefore, undercover surveillance agents are on the job watching each and every shady character. Gotcha!

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There’s so much to report this year, but today I’m ending with an image I still can’t seem to erase from my mind—Secret Service Agent Mike “The Love Doctor” Roche, appearing on his first romance novel cover. EEEKK!!!!

*Warning! The following image may be not be suitable for young audiences, old audiences, and middle-age male and female audiences. Also, please shield the eyes of your pets.

The WPA is not responsible for damages and/or injuries received as a result of viewing this disturbing photo.

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Fortunately, no WPA attendees were harmed while viewing this picture during the Saturday night banquet. Please stay tuned for more disturbing cover art…

 

 

Dead Bodies

 

Smiles, cheers, and hoorays were abundant yesterday when the doors finally opened for the 2014 Writers’ Police Academy.

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This morning, attendees witnessed how the experts handle a mass casualty—a drunk driver plowing through a crowd at a farmers market.

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WPA recruits then spent the rest of their day shooting, driving, handcuffing, investigating a murder, learning undercover ops, searching buildings for bad guys, and a ton of other exciting sessions.

Then, after enjoying a fabulous reception sponsored by Sisters in Crime National, everyone headed outside to end the night with a rendezvous with a dead body.

Using a new inflatable light source, WPA instructors demonstrated how to illuminate a nighttime crime scene.

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You know, you run into all kinds of people at murder scenes.

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Yes, that’s THE Lisa Gardner with our murder victim du jour.

More tomorrow…

 

Each year we receive dozens of questions regarding WPA activities, policies, and other business. Here are the answers to a few of those most often asked.

Q. What should I wear?

A. Comfortable clothing for the workshops—jeans, shorts, t-shirts, tennis shoes, etc.

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There IS a chance of rain so it might be a good idea to pack a disposable poncho, an umbrella, a floppy hat, etc. We suggest comfortable dress for the reception as well since an outdoor session follows immediately afterward. Attire for the banquet is typically business casual, or what some people might refer to as “school clothes.”

Q. Is it possible for me to sit in on a Meggitt session as an observer, even though I’m not a participant?

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A. Sure, there’s seating for a few extra people in each session. However, you may only enter and exit the training room when the door is open between shooting times.

Q. Do you allow walk-in registrations?

A. Easy answer. No. The 2014 WPA is a sold-out event.

Q. Is there childcare available at the WPA.

A. No.

Q. May I bring my pet?

A. No.

* You must notify us in advance if you’re traveling with a service animal. Police canines are present at the WPA and the mix is sometimes not a good one.

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Q. Can I bring my laptop or IPad?

A. Sure, but please remember you’ll be here, there, and everywhere throughout the weekend. Therefore, lugging a heavy laptop around can grow tiresome.

Q. I’d like to make audio recordings of some of the sessions for later studies. Is it okay to do so?

A. Absolutely NO. No video or audio recordings at any time. No exceptions. Again, NO exceptions.

Q. I didn’t sign up for the banquet. May I still attend to participate in the banquet festivities but not eat?

A. We’re sorry, but only paid attendees may enter the banquet room. Tickets must be presented at the door.

Q. I don’t like the banquet menu choices. May I bring my own food?

A. No outside food is permitted.

Q. I paid to attend the WPA. Is it okay to bring my family to some of the workshops?

A. Sorry, no. Space is limited. We have a sold-out crowd and every seat will be occupied by registered attendees.

Q. I’m an author, is it okay to bring and sell my books during the event?

A. No. Sales are permitted by the official book seller (Barnes and Noble) only. In addition, books written by our presenters and special guests are the only books available at the book store.

Q. I’m a blogger. May I attend workshops for free to interview participants for my site? It’ll be great PR for your event.

A. Sorry, no. Nearly everyone who attends the WPA is a blogger and they each had to pay.

Q. I like to sleep late. Can I call someone to come back to the hotel to drive me to the academy?

A. No. Buses leave at 7:30 a.m. and will not return until late afternoon. We do not supply a back-and-forth shuttle service.

Q. I have my own handcuffs. May I bring them to use in workshops?

A. No. Personal equipment is not permitted at any time. This includes handcuffs, weapons, and your one bullet. Ink pens, pencils, paper, computers, etc., only.

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A few Do’s and Don’ts

– Do ask permission before taking photographs of any instructor(s).

– Do not take videos of any kind at any time. None. Zip. NO VIDEO. Anyone caught taking video recordings will be asked to leave the grounds, immediately. No refunds.

– Do not make audio recordings of any kind at any time. None. Zip. NO AUDIO. Anyone caught recording audio will be asked to leave the grounds, immediately. No refunds.

– Do ask questions. The WPA is there for you, to help you bring realism to your stories. Please, though, ask your questions at appropriate times. Do not interrupt a live-action scenario to ask a question. Wait until the Q&A portion of the session.

– Do relax and have a good time. This is not a typical writers conference. WPA instructors are extremely writer-friendly and understand you are there to learn about their profession.

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Finally…

DO HAVE FUN!!

There's no turning back

 

We were treated to an absolutely stunning sunset last evening. I took the vivid display as a sign that the 2014 Writers’ Police Academy is going to be fiery-hot with action and explosive excitement. You know we’re going to burn something, maybe even an entire room and its contents (arson investigation, anyone?). And, of course, we’ll find something to blow up because that’s how we roll. We’re all about the BOOMS and BANGS!

In a few days, less than a week, actually, writers from all across the U.S., Canada, and abroad, will descend on North Carolina like a swarm of hungry locusts— Hmm…perhaps murder of crows would be a more fitting description of this group.

Anyway…

Yes, the WPA weekend is an experience like no other. Actually, it’s three fast-paced days and nights of more fun than any adult should have while in public. Best of all, though, the WPA is packed full of more information than you could possibly absorb in a single weekend. And, we want to introduce you to a side of law enforcement not normally exposed to the general public. For a single weekend, you’ll become part of “the family.” So, welcome.

We’re in a new hotel this year, the Greensboro-High Point Marriott Airport, and we’re excited about the new location. We think you’ll be pleased.

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Also new this year is our hard-working staff of volunteers. Believe me, these folks stepped up to the plate and took off running, and they haven’t stopped yet.

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Polly Iyer, Robin Weaver, Ellis Vidler, Linda Lovely, Howard Lewis. Back  – Ashantay Peters

So, this morning Denene and I have begun our own journey to North Carolina. We’re the advance team. It’s our job to be certain all is well and in order before the real team arrives next week.

Are you ready to rock and roll?

Yes, you say…

Fantastic! Hang on, then, because the 2014 WPA wheels are finally in motion, and they can’t be stopped!

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2014 Meggit schedule

 

Here is the 2014 Writers’ Police Academy Meggitt (Firearms Simulation Training) schedule. Please be early for your session. Once the door closes you will not be allowed inside. If you miss your scheduled shooting time you will not be permitted to make it up. There are no extra slots.

You must present your WPA name tag/ID to enter the session, and you are not permitted to exchange time slots with anyone for any reason.

Please make note of your three shooting partners. Their lives are in your hands…

Whew, that’s a lot of may not’s and no’s. So what can you do?? HAVE FUN!!

*Spectators are welcome.

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2014 WPA: a place to rest

 

Sure, our classrooms sometimes get a bit warm…

…so we open the sunroof, allowing the gentle southern breezes to flow freely.

Always accommodating, our staff opens the window of your choosing.

Our uniform dress code makes it easy to spot staff members.

The pursuit of knowledge is the quest of all WPA attendees.

Our staff takes pride in their clear and concise instructions…

…that are quite easy to understand, and follow.

Some, however, require a bit of one-on-one tutoring…

…but they eventually get the point.

Some WPA instructors utilize a “show and tell” method of instruction.

While others encourage meditation.

Sometimes, a “swift kick” approach works best.

Most instructors, however, prefer a more hands-on method. This helps the material to “stick” in the minds of students.

Workshop spaces are large and airy.

Quiet times are available for those who wish to stretch out and relax.

Outer wear is provided for those chilly North Carolina mornings.

Special accommodations are provided upon request.

Our lost and found department is second to none.

Instructors always welcome applause for a job well-done.

Recess is always a fun time.

Games, such as the ever popular, “Find The Gun On The Pool Bottom,” can stimulate the mind.

Of course, there’s always someone who dozes off in school, right? Well, we have “ways” of keeping our attendees awake and alert…C-4!

Now you see the suspicious backpack, and…

…now you don’t! We blew that sucker to somewhere beyond the suburbs of oblivion.

We look forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, I urge you to get plenty of rest in preparation of having more fun, seeing more action, and experiencing more excitement than you could ever imagine. The WPA truly is a Disneyland for writers!