It's our anniversary: If it ain't broke... don't break it, again

January 14th is a date I’ll never forget. Six years ago today, on our wedding anniversary, is the day Denene broke her leg. And boy did she ever do it right. Broken in three places. Surgery. Plates, pins, and screws. Lots of physical therapy, a wheelchair and crutches, and a blue cast. Believe me, it broke my heart to see her like that.

Well, January 14th has rolled around again and all is well, and I’m going to be watching every step she takes today. No more slip ups!

Anyway, I thought it would be fun to take a peek at just a few of the many places we’ve been over the years. And you know what…we’ve done some traveling! Lots of hiking, walking, climbing, paddling, driving, flying, and boating to get to some of these spots. Shoot, we’ve even stood on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.

How about you? Recognize any of these sights?

Pacific Coast Hwy/Big Sur.

Washington State, overlooking the San Juan Islands. We found the spot by parking the car and taking a walk through some pretty dense woods. What a pleasant surprise when we reached this clearing.

The bridge to Mt. St. Helens.

Somewhere in the thick of the Cascades in Washington State. Another hike. A very looonnngggg hike.

Boston skyline.

Sydney, Australia

Hearst Castle swimming pool. San Simeon, California.

Okay, you know where this was taken, right…

Grand Canyon during a cross country RV trip.

Somewhere in Arizona.

Heading south on Hwy 1 from San Jose, California.

Jockey’s Ridge, N.C.

Hampton Beach, New Hampshire.

Santa Barbara, California.

Sunset in Capitola, California (Think Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS).

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Tybee Island, Ga., with a hurricane passing by just off the coast.

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St. Augustine, Fl.

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A greeter at the Bonaventure Cemetery, Savannah, Ga.

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Aboard the deck of a Mighty Midget – Mare Island, Ca.

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Cliffside, near San Francisco.

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Somewhere we shouldn’t have been. And far, far too close!

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On an island, enjoying the sunset…

I truly cherish every day of our time together, and here’s to many more years of joy.

Happy Anniversary, Denene!

WPA 2016: Pursuits, morgues, guns and Texas Hold-em

 

2016 Writers’ Police Academy

An Exciting Vacation Experience for Writers!

When:
August 11-14, 2016

Where:
Northeast Wisconsin Technical College
International Public Safety Training Academy
Green Bay, Wisconsin

Here’s a sneak peek at a few of the all new hands-on workshops – live fire with handguns (Glocks) and rifles, driving patrol cars during a pursuit, PIT (Pursuit Immobilization Technique) where you, the driver of the police pursuit vehicle (yes, a real car on real pavement), will use your car to cause the fleeing vehicle to lose traction and spin, Emergency Vehicle Operation  (you’ll drive a patrol car on a closed course with full lights and siren), drones, blood spatter investigations, ballistics, poisons and toxicology, tours of the Green Bay Correctional Institute (state prison), tours of the local jail, morgue tours, TASER (any volunteers?), and much, much more! You asked for these sessions and we made it happen!

As always, there’s far too much to see and do in a single weekend, so get plenty of rest, wear comfortable shoes, and prepare to be blown away by THE event of a lifetime!

Hotel:
Radisson Hotel and Conference Center Green Bay
2040 Airport Drive, Green Bay, WI 54313
920-494-7300

*The hotel is conveniently situated near Lambeau Field, home of the Green Bay Packers, and features several restaurants, AND, the famous Oneida Casino!

Airport:
Austin Straubel International Airport
Airport Code – GRB
Shuttles are provided between the airport and event hotel.

ONEIDA CASINO – Plan to stay an extra day or so to take advantage of this unique opportunity!

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Slots
Open daily, 24 hours.
Over 1,100 exciting slot machines, including numerous games in non-smoking areas. We offer reel, video reel and video poker games with denominations ranging from penny to $100. Visit our SLOTS page for the latest additions to our gaming floors.

Table Games
Open daily, 10am – 4am.
Let us deal you a winning combination! Choose your delight from our TABLE GAME selection including Blackjack, Let It Ride, Three Card Poker, Four Card Poker, Royal Match 21, Traditional Roulette, Rapid Roulette, Mini Baccarat, Craps and Ultimate Texas Hold’Em.

Poker
Open daily, 10am – 4am.
Play Texas Hold’em, Seven Card Stud and Omaha. Betting begins at $2-$4, with no limit.

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*2016 WPA registration opens in mid February, 2016.

2016 WPA: It's a hot one

 

The 2016 Writers’ Police Academy. It’s coming! Soon you’ll be driving actual patrol cars, firing police weapons, investigating homicides, touring a prison, observing a meth lab operation, working an arson scene (yes, there will be real fire and live firefighters!), attending a police roll call and briefing, searching for bad guys in the tactical training house, and please, stand aside as the helicopter lands (weather permitting, of course).

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The WPA is the real deal—actual police, fire, forensics, and EMS training at an exciting, state of the art international facility. Yes, law enforcement professionals come from all over the world to train at our new Green Bay, Wisconsin facility, and for the first time ever this spectacular academy has opened its doors to writers! The 8th annual WPA is over-the-moon, heart-thumping exciting. It is THE experience of a lifetime!

Details coming soon and, as always, we have HUGE surprises in store for you.

Sign up HERE to receive WPA updates and news.

 

Unreal news in unreal times

Times are definitely changing, and with those changes sometimes comes a bit of the bizarre. For example…

1. Yesterday, in an effort to find new technological ways to fight against radicalization and terrorism, Obama administration officials met with representatives from Facebook, Twitter, Apple, Microsoft, YouTube, LinkedIn, Dropbox. Looks like the military plans to “stupid” our enemies to death.  Stupid – a verb meaning to subject someone to the dumb things people say or do, especially the postings on social media.

2. Toxic chemicals have been found in fracking wastewater. Some of these toxins have been linked to reproductive and developmental health problems in humans. The mayor of a town near one fracking operation, Mayor Tommy Twoheads, says all is well, and that there’s absolutely no truth to the health scares.

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3. The White House has responded to a petition to pardon convicted killer Steven Avery, stating a U.S. president has no authority to pardon a state prisoner. The petition began receiving signatures (over 100,000 in all) after people watched the NetFlix series, Making a Murderer. The series supposedly chronicles Avery’s story of the police framing him for murder.

The president is currently reviewing the possibility of pardoning federal prisoner Elmer Fudd. Fudd, who claims total innocence, was convicted of numerous murder attempts on the life of Mr. B. Bunny.

Bunny, who lived in a federally-owned forest at the time of Fudd’s attempts on his life, currently resides in a safe space away from anyone who doesn’t have long ears like him, did not return our calls or emails. In the meantime, TV viewers are sick and tired of the police harassing Fudd and planting evidence at his crime scenes. They know it happens because they see it take place right there on their TV and computer screens.

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Update – The Innocence Project has agreed to take Fudd’s case. #wascallywabbitsareliars #everythingontelevisionisreal

4. New laws on gun control are expected to be overwhelmingly effective.

New law number #1 – All criminals must abide by the rules.

Law #2 – Bad guys are not permitted to buy guns from establishments that legally sell guns.

Law #3 – Law abiding citizens must submit to legal means and processes when purchasing guns.

Law #4 – Remind criminals to abide by gun laws.

Law #5 – Hide all valuables because bad guys will always have guns.

Law #6 – Install revolving doors in city morgues (for employees, not overnight guests), jails, and prisons because bad guys will always have guns.

5. An armed militia has taken control of a corner in Winslow, Arizona. An FBI spokesman says it was a fine sight to see. The militia leader announced via Facebook, “We may lose and we may win, though we will never be here again.” FBI director Comey urged upset Winslow residents to take it easy.

6. El Chapo, the Mexican drug kingpin, has been recaptured after a daring prison escape. After his return to custody he requested to be incarcerated in the U.S., where leaving prison via revolving doors is much faster and far easier than digging tunnels.

*Writers’ Police Academy details to be announced very soon! All I can say right now is, Helicopters, SWAT Guys, and Driving Police Cars (very fast!), Oh, My!

Shots Fired: I'm bleeding heavily

 

Late last night, Philadelphia police officer Jessee Harnett was sitting in his marked patrol at an intersection when a gunman approached from the sidewalk, firing a handgun at the officer as he came closer to him.

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The suspect, dressed in what sources say is Muslim garb and wearing a mask, fired 13 rounds.

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Officer Harnett was struck by three of those 13 bullets.

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Fortunately, the three rounds struck Officer Harnett in the arm. He was able to return fire and managed to strike the suspect at least once. He then radioed to dispatch that he’d been shot and was bleeding heavily.

Officers captured the suspect who, according to reports by KWY-TV News, confessed to the shooting and that he’d committed the violent act in the name of Islam.

Violence against police officers continues in other areas of the country. For example, as recent as this morning, a Boston officer who, while conducting a traffic stop, was shot in the leg by a drug dealer. The shooter was captured after a foot pursuit.

In Shively, Ky, just outside of Louisville, Officer Wes Singleton was part of a team serving a narcotics search warrant when he was shot four times by a suspect at the the residence. The suspect was also wounded when officers returned fire.

Many violent attacks against police officers occur every single day, but those encounters are not routinely publicized.

Thankfully, we have no officer deaths to report this week, but it’s not because the bad guys weren’t trying.

 

High-Tech crime solving

Biometrics is the measurement/metrics and statistical analysis related to human physical and behavioral characteristics. Typically, biometrics is used for identification and access control, or for identifying people such as criminals/potential criminals who are under surveillance.

Fingerprints are a common use of biometrics. Others include voice patterns, irises, DNA, and facial recognition.

Safran, a company employing 69,000 people, is an international high-tech group whose focus is Aerospace, Defense and Security. One of their many areas of expertise is biometrics, particularly so regarding fingerprints and facial recognition.

Morpho, a division of Safran, is active in the field of biometrics. For example, ABIS is Morpho’s Automated Biometric Identification System. This particular bit of technology is used for fingerprints and palm prints, as well as for iris and facial recognition. But it is their Criminal Justice Suite that is particularly well-suited to aid in crime-solving.

The Criminal Justice Suite is also a crime-solving tool that would work extremely well in crime novels and other stories where high-tech police work is a main feature of the tale. If Morpho keeps this up real-life detectives could become a thing of the past. Looks like those goofy scenes on Castle may not be so far-fetched after all.

Here, see for yourselves.

Morpho also has a cool solution for secure access to restricted areas.

 

It's coming! 2016 WPA

 

The annual Writers’ Police Academy is now in its eighth year, and the memories we’ve created together are nothing short of wonderful.

Each year we strive to top the last, which is an extremely difficult challenge, but we always come through, and the 2016 event is absolutely over-the-moon exciting! Believe me, we’ve pulled out all the stops.

The 2016 WPA is THE most action-packed, heart-thumping and thrilling event we’ve ever produced. Believe me, you do NOT want to miss this one of a kind event. There is nothing else like the WPA on the planet! Not even close.

Registration for the 2016 Writers’ Police Academy is scheduled for February 14, 2016. Please visit the WPA website for details. By the way, we will soon have an all new website and we can’t wait for you to see it along with all the new details and exciting new workshops and other hands-on sessions.

Today, in celebration of Lisa Gardner’s new release, 3 Truths and a Lie, a tale that takes place at the Writers’ Police Academy, I wanted to take a moment to reflect on the times we’ve shared over the years. You know, those quiet and lazy times when the crickets are chirping, gentle breezes caress, and soft and soothing…gun blasts, police sirens, explosions, car chases, and laughter, lots of laughter are heard just outside your window.

Here’s how we roll…

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*Images by a variety of photographers, including Breann Turner (Bee’s Photography), Patti Phillips, Julie Goyette, Quay Williams, and Molly Weston. I apologize if I’ve neglected to mention anyone. Thanks to you all!

*Pictured in the photos above – Lisa Gardner, Michael Connelly, Karin Slaughter, Alafair Burke, Lee Child, John Gilstrap, April Henry, Katherine Ramsland, Catriona McPherson, Donna Andrews, Denene Lofland, Lee Lofland, Hannah Schwartz Haworth, Edith Maxwell, Liz Mugavero, Marcia Clark (yes, that Marcia Clark), J.D. Allen, Nancy Kattenfeld, Vonda Valasky, Kathy Harris, Mike Roche, Melanie Atkins, Ellie Oberth, Jennifer Oberth, and many more members of the WPA family. That’s how we think of each and every one of you guys…as members of our family. Thank you again for all your support and we’ll see you in August!

Lisa Gardner sends D.D. Warren to 2016 WPA

Lisa Gardner is a writer who tackles research head-on, and she’s so serious about learning proper police procedure and forensics that, for two years in a row, she attended the wildly popular Writers’ Police Academy.

Lisa strongly believes in and continues to support the event in many ways, including helping me secure our 2016 guest of honor/keynote speaker, who, by the way, is an international bestselling author who’s known as a master of suspense writing.

Detailing the exciting and heart-thumping experiences had at the Writers’ Police Academy is nothing new. Articles about the event can be found all across social media, blogs, and national print media. After all, no other event in the world can compare to the WPA. One article, though, stands out a bit and it was written by, of course, Lisa Gardner. In the piece, she describes how and why her book, Crash and Burn was inspired by the Writers’ Police Academy.

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Actually, Lisa, regards the Writers’ Police Academy so highly that she has now sent her protagonist, D.D. Warren, to attend as an instructor. You can read D.D.’s recap of the experience, her most intimidating adventure to date, in Gardner’s latest release (the ebook released today), 3 Truths and a Lie.

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Lisa treated me to a preview of 3 Truths and I have to say it is a wonderful read, which is a standard for Lisa Gardner. No surprise there. So please, do yourself a favor and grab a copy of the book and then tag along with D.D. Warren as her workshop for writers turns into one of her most twisted cases—a case that involves a seedy motel room, drugs, prostitution . . . and a severed leg.

Click here to begin your journey with Det. D.D. Warren. Enjoy!

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Lisa Gardner investigates a murder on the grounds of the Writers’ Police Academy.

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More fun at the Writers’ Police Academy.

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Details of the 2016 Writers’ Police Academy to be announced very soon. Registration is currently scheduled to open on February 14, 2016. Remember, the event typically sells out very quickly, so please be ready to sign up the moment the registration link goes live. Last year the event sold out within one hour!

By the way, we’ve outdone ourselves this year. The event is over-the-moon exciting and action-packed! You will not believe your eyes when you see what we have in store for you.

Oregon militia occupation and Tamir Rice

Before we delve into the facts (fact – something that truly exists or actually happened) surrounding these two cases—the militia who took control of a building in a remote bird sanctuary, and the officer-involved shooting of Tamir Rice, let’s refresh our memories a bit regarding the crime of murder.

Murder – to unlawfully kill someone, or, an illegal homicide. Yes, there’s a difference between murder and homicide and here are the distinctions between the two.

They’re not? Then why do I see this written incorrectly in so many books? What’s the difference?

I committed homicide when I shot and killed a bank robber during a shootout. The act was ruled, of course, a justifiable homicide.

Murder is the unlawful killing of a person, especially with malice aforethought.

Okay, now that we have that firmly embedded into our open minds, let’s begin.

1. A group of ranchers seized and occupied an empty and closed-for-business building located in a remote area of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge. The structure is owned by the federal government, meaning it falls under the jurisdiction of the FBI who, of course, would be the lead investigating agency, and they are well-equipped and very well-trained to handle situations like this one. If needed, they’d call on local and state authorities, as well as other government agencies, for assistance.

2. What actual crimes have been committed by this group of armed farmers?

a) Trespassing – the group entered the government property without permission. *Remember Occupy Wall Street and the takeover of Zuccotti Park? What about the occupying and takeover of city streets and bridges by other protestors, such as the Black Lives Matter group? These are the same in that the groups took control of property that did not belong to them.

b) Breaking and Entering – I’m sure neither of the occupying ranchers had a key, therefore, they more than likely broke something to gain access. Besides, all that required to commit a B&E is to break the plane, such as climbing through a window of a place you don’t have permission to enter.

That’s about it. Other than the two crimes listed above, they’ve broken no laws. No one was there when the ranchers took control of the modest structure. No hostages. No shots fired, etc.

But, they do have guns—rifles and probably handguns, right? Well, Oregon is an open carry state, therefore the ranchers have the legal right to carry their weapons. So no crime there. And, so far they have not pointed those weapons at anyone, nor have they used them in a threatening manner.

I’m a bit shocked and appalled at the numerous cries for police to open fire and kill everyone inside the occupied building. I say shocked because the crimes committed by these guys are crimes against property, not people. Yet, when police use deadly force against a criminal who threatens their lives or the lives of others, many people scream police brutality or “They committed MURDER!!” Again, read the definition of murder above.

So, why is it okay to kill a group of ranchers who’ve thus far done no more than take over an empty building? If that’s the case should police begin the practice of using machine guns to mow down the teens who take over shopping malls, or mass extermination of members of the Black Lives Matter group when they take over city streets while chanting those sweet little ditties about killing cops? No, that’s not a civilized society. Besides, the law does not allow it. Therefore, unless the ranchers threaten the life of another person, law enforcement or citizen, deadly force CANNOT be used against them. It is not against the law to own or hold a firearm, and for now there is no life-threatening situation.

This is not a situation that unfolded in the blink of an eye, as in the case of Tamir Rice. There, when officers rolled up, Rice pulled what appeared to be a very real pistol from his waistband. One of the officers reacted to what he perceived as a threat and discharged his weapon, killing Rice.

So what are the facts of this case?

a) Officers received a radio transmission about someone in a park who was pointing a firearm at people.

b) Officers responded to the call and, upon arrival, Rice pulled the realistic-looking pistol from his waistband.

c) Officer saw the gun being drawn and fired, killing Rice.

That’s about it in a nutshell. Now, these are the facts that relate only to the shooting, not to whether or not the officers came in “too hot” and fast and close. Nor am I addressing other options that were definitely available to the officers. Instead, those are the facts surrounding the shooting—the officer saw and perceived a very real threat and he discharged his weapon in response to that threat. Do I think the officers should be held responsible for the way they handled the scenario? Sure, but they did not commit murder (again, see the definition above), which is what the Grand Jury was charged with determining, not whether or not the officers were negligent, and I believe they were.

So, back to the occupying ranchers.

1. At this point officers may not use deadly force against them because they are merely trespassers who broke into an unoccupied building. The same could be said for homeless people and/or squatters who break into and occupy buildings. We can’t have police gunning down those folks, right?

2. I’m not saying these guys aren’t dangerous, because they could very well be. Time will tell.

3. Many are saying the police aren’t using force against the ranchers because they’re white. Well, that’s absolute B.S. Remember Waco and Ruby Ridge? Besides, this situation is entirely different than those being compared to it. This is not Tamir Rice or Michael Brown, where perceived threats were made against police officers. No, this instance is not even close to being the same, therefore those comparisons are moot.

4. The Posse Comitatus Act limits the authority of the U.S military to enforce local law. In other words, the military does not yet have the authority to drop a bomb on the building occupied by the ranchers. Yes, I’ve seen many saying this, or to have officers approach the building in armored vehicles to shoot it out with the ranchers, much like we’d see in an action movie. Yet these are many of the same people who loudly voice complaints about the “militarization of police” and the military-like responses to civilian criminal activity.

So…this, an armored vehicle approach/response is only good when it’s fits an agenda, or when it’s used against some people but not others?

These are not combatant soldiers barricaded inside a bunker, so bombings are out. This is merely a group of goofy ranchers sitting in a building located on a bird sanctuary. Besides, the Obama administration has ordered a recall of all government supplied armored vehicles (weaponless rolling metal boxes, not tanks) operated by police agencies because they’re scary.

5. “These guys are terrorists. Kill them NOW!” I saw that comment on a Facebook page. So far they’ve not quite met the definition of terrorists. Very close in that they’ve made a couple of light threats about defending themselves if police move in—but that’s not quite enough to deem them as terrorists. If so, every bad guy in the country who yells out, “They’re not taking me alive,” would be considered a terrorist. However, they are leaning over the line a bit in that they’re trying to intimidate the government regarding a policy and action of the government.

Here’s the FBI’s definition of a domestic terrorist.

“Domestic terrorism” means activities with the following three characteristics:

Involve acts dangerous to human life that violate federal or state law;

Appear intended (i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination. or kidnapping; and

Occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the U.S.

By the way, we don’t kill people simply because they’re terrorists. If that were the case Guantanamo Bay and other prison facilities used to house captured terrorists would be totally unnecessary. Who needs jails when we have bullets, right? We kill people who threaten lives, not people who’ve been assigned a label because of their beliefs or non-threatening actions. The idea is to capture criminals, try them, convict them, and then imprison them, and to use the death penalty in cases where it applies.

So there you have it…facts. Now for my opinion about the situation regarding the men occupying the bird sanctuary building in a remote area of Oregon. Cut off their supplies, electricity, water, heat, etc. and arrest them when they come out. If they aim a weapon at anyone, using it to intimidate or threaten, then police would be justified in using deadly force, and should, if necessary. Are tear gas and other such weapons options for use in this situation? Sure, and the FBI and other law enforcement agencies have plenty of those goodies available.

Again, the situation in Oregon is not even remotely close to other police actions across the country. No where near the same, actually. So please don’t let emotions and the bait-click, agenda-driven media get in the way of our common sense and the law. Oh yeah, the law…we do have laws that trump knee-jerk reactions and arm-chair quarterbacking. And, well, things are often far different in person than they are when viewed on someone’s Facebook page. Life is funny that way, isn’t it?

Hmm…I see a new book on the horizon – Criminal Law According to Facebook. Here’s a preview of the section listing definitions.

Murder – a killing may be deemed murder whenever the hell anyone on Facebook says so.

Police Officers – always the bad guys unless you need them to stop that guy who’s running out your front door with your TV in one hand and the family dog in the other.

City Streets – places where it’s fair game to burn and trash cars, assault police officers, and to break store windows and steal private property.

Hate – It’s okay to threaten and intimidate people of other races. Repercussions and accountability not allowed.

News Media – Excellent source of fictional reading material.

*As always, I welcome a civil and polite discussion and questions. However, I will delete comments targeting race, religion, gun control, cop bashing, and politics.

We wore swim caps to celebrate the new year

The Guinness world record for the largest gathering of people wearing swim caps was set in July of 2011, in Japan. The number was 546. Well, Denene and I were part of a group of people who crushed that number. That’s right (doing a little dance now) we toppled the former record when 2049 swim-cap-wearing folks stormed the beach beside the pier at Tybee Island, Ga. The rest, as they say, is now history, and we have the paperwork (and swim caps) to prove it. That’s right, Denene and I are listed in the Guinness Book of Records.

What kind of people show up on a holiday weekend to break a world record? Probably not the average Joe, or Jane…

Bringing up the rear were…

The horn sounded and we’d done it. A new record was set and…

It was time for the Polar Plunge. The water temperature was a mild 55 degrees, with air temps hovering in the mid-70’s. Not very polar-like, but everyone had a blast.

Even a sergeant from the Massachusetts State Police drove down to take the plunge, in uniform.

Now, as promised…Denene and I wearing our swim caps. Another one for the record books.

Maybe I’ll wear the cap at the next WPA. Who knows?

Until then…Happy New Year!