The Graveyard Shift Blog

Since 2008, Lee Lofland has written over 2000 articles on his blog, The Graveyard Shift. Topics such as police procedure, forensics, criminal behavior, and what it’s like to be a cop has helped countless numbers of popular and aspiring writers.

His life’s mission – to remind writers that cordite is dead and gone. Just say no to cordite in your books!

Writers’ Police Academy: A Deep and Heartfelt “Thank You” to Our Generous Supporters

To Our Treasured Sponsors On behalf of the Writers' Police Academy, I'd like to take a moment to personally extend a deep and heartfelt “Thank You” to the generous supporters who make it possible to produce this one of a kind, thrilling…
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Shopping at a SuperMax Prison: USP Florence ADMAX

With grocery list in hand and coupons arranged by order of item location in store aisles, it's time to go Shopping at a Federal SuperMax Prison: USP Florence ADMAX. As you pass by the deli counter you  remember back to just a few weeks ago,…
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Use of Passive Voice in Law Enforcement is a Bad Idea

Writers understand that active voice is when the subject of a sentence performs the action represented by the verb. The bank robber counted the loot. In the sentence above, the robber is the subject who performed the action (counted). Passive…
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Firefights and a Massacre: Real-World Horror

Today, I'm featuring three podcasts that will take you behind the scenes of real-world law enforcement. Each session is a goldmine of information for crime fiction writers---dialog, slang, emotions, first-hand accountings of life or death situations,…

Writers’ Police Academy Announces Winners of the 2021 Golden Donut Short Story Contest

The contest rules were simple, write a complete story about the photo pictured above. The twist? Each story must be written using exactly 200 words. No more, no less. "Don't" is two words. "OMG" is three words. "Smith-Jones" is two words. And…
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The 2022 Writers’ Police Academy Website is LIVE!

The much-anticipated day has arrived. Yes, The 2022 Writers' Police Academy Website is LIVE, and it's your first look at the exciting lineup of hands-on training classes available at the 2022 Writers' Police Academy. As always, we've assembled…

Rain is Not a Cop’s Friend

The challenges of policing in the rain are many and before I introduce you to them, there's this ... Rain and Mud Rain Mud Muck Delightful, they are not.   When it's you, who Must roll and fight In slop and goo To…
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Meth, Murder, and a Good Day To Pick Cotton

Over forty years ago I'd made the entry in my notebook. I found my handwriting to be a bit difficult to read on some of the yellowing pages---the result of quickly-written memos then, and failing eyesight today. But I was able to make out the…
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Burglary: It’s Not Robbery

Before we dive headfirst into the real meat of this article, let's first begin with a bit of background regarding the crimes of burglary and robbery. Otherwise, those of you who use social media sites and/or watching TV news and crime dramas…

Madam Zelda’s Predictions for 2022, the CDC Edition

Each year, as the final days of December reach their end, I travel to a secret location where I meet with my friend Madam Zelda to learn her predictions for the coming year. The mysterious clairvoyant is so good at what she does that she’s…
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Serial Killers: Are You Murdering Your Stories?

Okay, you've written your first, or maybe your thirty-first, shoot-'em-up, cut-'em-up cereal serial killer novel. You're proud of the book and of all your hard work. After all, your sister's husband's best friend's mother's uncle who used to…

Writers’ Police Academy’s 2022 Guest of Honor and Special Guest Presenters

The Writers' Police Academy is pleased and excited to announce the 2022 Guest of Honor - International Bestselling author Robert Dugoni! Robert Dugoni is the critically acclaimed New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post…

Please, Don’t Shoot My Daddy!

"Help me! Please, help me." "He's got my kids ... and ... Oh, God ... He's got a gun! Hel ..." BOOM!   Silence.   "All units. Hostage situation. 212 Shady Lane. Weapons involved. Shots fired. Repeat,…
What Homicide Investigators should do

Homicide Investigators Should Do … What?

There are nearly as many different ways to approach and investigate a crime scene as there are officers standing in line each morning at coffee and/or donut establishments. I suspect their orders---chocolate-covered, glazed, bear claw, etc.---are…

10 Things A Police Officer Should Never Do

No doubt about it, police officers have a dangerous job. Sure, their training teaches them many ways to stay safe, but time passes and officers develop their own routines. Unfortunately, the "it won't happen to me" mindset often tags along with…
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Dr. Denene Lofland: Microscopic Murder

What's so interesting about microbiology? Microorganisms were here before man walked the Earth, and they'll be here after we're gone. Actually, you would find it difficult to survive without them. Some bacteria, called commensals, live in and…
Drunk Drivers at the 2013 Writers' Police Academy

Velcro, A Shiny Badge, And … Elephant Poop?

Graveyard Shift---those long and often mind-numbing hours between midnight and the time your relief signs on to take over your beat. It's boring. It's exciting. It's sleep-depriving. It's eye-opening. It's getting dressed while your significant…

From Hot Breath to Big Toes … More Cop Terminology

ASCLD - American Society of Crime Laboratory Directors. AFIS - Automated Fingerprint Identification System. Palmprint storage and search capabilities are also in place. ALPS - Automated Latent Print System. ASCLD/LAB - American Society…