All officers hear those familiar words, and they’re likely repeated many, many times each and every day all across this great land of ours.
It’s a phrase spoken by the wisest of the wise—the soothsayers of the legal world. They’re the top legal minds of street corners, sour mash guzzling patrons of back road honky-tonk juke joints, and professional crack and meth smokers everywhere. It’s forcefully uttered by masked basement keyboard warriors who’re out for their weekly brick-throwing adventures, and by pickup truck cowboys out hee-hawing it up after a night of two-stepping at Myrtle Mae’s Bar and Grill in the strip mall next to the Sizzler that closed some six years ago.
That famous line is typically presented in a sing-songish manner—gently and soothingly, almost like a lullaby.
More times than I care to count, the person delivering the line is a scrawny, wiry sort of guy who prefers to go shirtless, exposing a set of bony ribs that could replace any xylophone in any symphony in the world. They’re the hoodlum wannabes who guzzle three six-packs of Natural Light followed by six shots of Jack Black as a warmup before they start their serious drinking. Of course, members of all sexes/genders dive in to offer their own spectacular versions of the diatribe and, like the aforementioned folks, they, too, come in all shapes and sizes and from varied backgrounds.
Lately, though, the famous words have been adopted by the likes of soccer moms, college students, sovereign citizens, kids, grocers, butchers, bakers, and candlestick makers.
But no matter from whose lips they cross, the message is the same, and it’s shouted and screamed and yelled into the faces of law enforcement officers. It is …
“I. Know. My. Rights, you fat dumbass son of a whore doughnut-eating pig! I’m gonna have your job. You gotta let me go ’cause you didn’t read me my rights! Now take off these cuffs … NOW … afore I open a can of whupass on you like you ain’t never seen!!!!”
Well, Mr. Canary-Chest TinyPants, your legal analysis is incorrect, and your threats of violence against well-armed and well-trained officers do very little to intimidate them. Especially when you’ve shown the world the physical attributes you have to back up those strong promises of ass-whuppins.
So let’s examine TinyPants’ claim regarding Miranda and when it’s required.
When is a police officer required to advise a suspect of the Miranda warnings?
I’ll give you a hint, it’s not like we see on television. Surprised?
Television shows often have officers spouting off Miranda warnings the second they have someone in cuffs. Not so. I’ve been in plenty of situations where I chased a suspect, caught him, he resisted, and then we wound up on the ground fighting like street thugs while I struggled to apply handcuffs to his wrists. And yes, words were spoken once I managed to get to my feet, but “Miranda” wasn’t one of them. Too many letters, if you know what I mean. Words consisting of only four letters seemed to flow quite easily at that point.
When Is Miranda Required?
Two elements must be in place for the Miranda warning requirement to apply. The suspect must be in custody and he must be undergoing interrogation.
Writers, this is an important detail – A suspect is in police custody if he’s under formal arrest or if his freedom has been restrained or denied to the extent that he feels as if he’s no longer free to leave.
The fellow wearing the handcuffs in the photo below is not free to leave. Therefore, should the officer wish to question him he must advise him of his right to remain silent, etc. However, if the officer decides to not ask questions/interrogate, then Miranda is not required.
I’ve arrested criminals, many of them, in fact, and never advised them of their rights. Not ever. And that’s because I didn’t ask them any questions.
Sometimes officers receive a stack of outstanding arrest warrants for a variety of cases and it’s their job that day to go out and round up those folks. Those officers have no clue as to the circumstances of the crime or case details, therefore they’d not know the appropriate questions to ask. All they know is that the boss handed them a pile of warrants and told them to fetch. This, by the way, is often one of the mundane duties assigned to rookie officers, along with directing traffic and writing parking tickets.
So, the warrant-serving officers locate the person named on the warrant and haul them to the station, or jail, for processing/booking. The officer who had the warrant issued may or may not question the arrested person at a later time. But the arresting officer, the one who played hide and seek with the crook for a few hours on a Monday morning is most likely out of the picture from that point onward. So no questioning = no Miranda.
Interrogation is not only asking questions, but any actions, words, or gestures used by an officer to elicit an incriminating response can be considered as an interrogation.
If these two elements are in place officers must advise a suspect of the Miranda warnings prior to questioning. If not, statements made by the suspect may not be used in court. Doesn’t mean the arrest isn’t good, just that his statements aren’t admissible.
Officers are NOT required to advise anyone of their rights if they’re not going to ask questions. Defendants are convicted all the time without ever hearing the police officer’s poem, You have the right to …
Officers should repeat the Miranda warnings during each period of questioning. For example, during questioning officers decide to take a break for the night. They come back the next day to try again. They must advise the suspect of his rights again before resuming the questioning.
If an officer takes over questioning for another officer, she should repeat the warnings before asking her questions.
If a suspect asks for an attorney, officers may not ask any questions.
If a suspect agrees to answer questions, but decides to stop during the session and asks for an attorney, officers must stop the questioning.
Suspects who are under the influence of alcohol or drugs should not be questioned. Also, anyone who exhibits signs of withdrawl symptoms should not be questioned.
Officers should not question people who are seriously injured or ill.
People who are extremely upset or hysterical should not be questioned.
Officers may not threaten or make promises to elicit a confession.
Many officers carry a pre-printed Miranda warning card in their wallets. A National Sheriff’s Association membership card (same design and feel of a credit card) has the warnings printed on the reverse side.
Fact: The Miranda warning requirement stemmed from a case involving a man named Ernesto Miranda. Miranda killed a young woman in Arizona and was arrested for the crime. During questioning Miranda confessed to the slaying, but the police had failed to tell him he had the right to silence and that he could have an attorney present during the questioning. Miranda’s confession was ruled inadmissible; however, the court convicted him based on other evidence.
Miranda was released from prison after he served his sentence. Not long after his release he was killed during a bar fight.
His killer was advised of his rights according to the precedent setting case of Miranda v. Arizona. He chose to remain silent.
*Some individual department/location policies requires their officers to advise of Miranda at the point of arrest. However, the law does not require them to do so.
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