Today I’d like to take a moment to recognize some of the people who work tirelessly behind the scenes of this blog. Yes, this site has tons of moving parts that require many creative minds and many hands to turn the dials, push the buttons, and flip the switches. So without further ado …
Cap’n Rufus “Peanut” Jenkins is in charge of our patrol division. It is he who offers details of traffic stops, responses to various types of calls, training information, etc. His teams also provide security in and around our property.
Our two sharp-dressed cops, Rusty and Willie, provide backup during all dangerous situations that may occur during the writing of blog articles.
Our in-the-field reporter, Jerry “Fake News” Journalyss.
Animal Control Officer Chuck “The Chicken” Davis handles all calls involving runaway animals, cases of animal abuse, chicken theft, and more.
Third Shift Watch Commander, Lt. L. Arge Rat.
Larry “The Knife” Johnson, a master of disguise, plays the parts of a few bad guys on the site.
Paulie “The Painter” appears as himself.
Bad Breath Bill played himself during an article about edged weapons. Larry “The Knife” Johnson joined him in the post.
Major Mechanical serves as Chief Deputy.
O-R3 and Running Bad Guy, a regular on the site, teamed up to teach us about crime-fighting robots.
Facilities manager, Rosie, maintains a clean website—no profanity and no discussions of hot-button issues, such as politics, race, religion, etc.
The Man in the Moon supervises the daytime operations of Graveyard Shift.
For some reason, and we don’t know why, this weasel pops in from time to time.
Today, nothing and no one are safe from scandal. These two, Betty and Billy, for example, have been at it for quite a while now. We’ve threatened to fire them but they cannot seem to control their emotions.
Harry “Hot Sauce” McGee is our resident expert on non-lethal weapons.
“The Hand” appears throughout the site. Here we see him demonstrating the proper procedure for “drawing” a gun.
As a precaution, we routinely sweep the site for things that go boom, and other hazards. Here we see Beauregard the Bomb Dog doing what he does best.
To teach us about Rigor and Livor, the Mortis Twins, we brought in world-renowned death expert Frankie Stein.
Our aquatics experts, Dewey D. Duck and Ronnie Raft.
Dewey’s 1st cousin, “Three-Eye” is our resident surveillance expert.
Guarding us around the clock is Police K-9 Sha-Key. Never felt safer in my life.
Tommy Turtle and Tiny Tom are on-hand to detail the effects of bioterrorism.
Skeeter Simpson teaches us about bloodstain patterns.
Of course, to maintain the grounds of the Graveyard Shift compound, we employ top professionals that include horticulture expert Gilly Goat.
Website repairperson and master carpenter Harry Hammer is never happy when links are broken.
Crime Scene Experts, Grant Greenfly and Bobby Blowflow, always know the finest of details. They’re like, well, flies on the wall.
Sergeant Sam Stinkfeet is a real pro at evidence collection and preservation.
Hematology expert O. Positive, along with a rare visit by renowned scientist B. Negative, provided much-needed information about blood evidence.
Officer survival expert Fred Fish taught us of the dangers associated with tunnel vision.
The “Yelling Woman,” played by Laura Largelungs, is featured throughout the site as the person/witness who’s screaming nonstop … at crime scenes, he-said/she-saids, domestic calls, at, well, everywhere. She/he is the person who “loses it” no matter the situation. And they never fail to get in the way at every step.
Larry Lipzipper – Miranda expert.
The part of the villain is played by actor Carl Cockroach.
Carl Cockroach, in character.
Prison information provided by Calvin Convict.
Weak Walter often describes the thought processes and actions of criminal suspects who enjoy fighting the police, but aren’t very good at it.
Our staff of law experts, led by by Judge I. Have Power, are always on standby to weed through legal issues.
Judge I. Have Power
Howard Hacker, our cyber crimes expert, is on standby to answer all questions.
As you can see, The Graveyard Shift is well-staffed by a slew of top experts. Without them we’d be just another blog.
Of course, there are many other experts who walk our hallways and occupy the offices of our elaborate compound. Unfortunately, there’s not enough time or space to showcase each of them today. And, there are many more
characters experts on the way, and you’ll soon them and some of our regulars in places other than this blog. As they say … STAY TUNED!
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