To the tune of, well, you know …

 

On the first day of quarantine my true love sent to me

A partridge and some gravy.

 

On the second day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy

 

On the third day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.

 

On the fourth day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Four books to read

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.

 

On the fifth day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Five … rolls … of … Charmin!

Four books to read

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.

 

On the sixth day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Hand san-i-tiz-er

Five … rolls … of … Charmin!

Four books to read

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.

 

On the seventh day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Seven heads of cabbage

Hand san-i-tiz-er

Five … rolls … of … Charmin!

Four books to read

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.

 

On the eighth day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Eight bottles of red wine

Seven heads of cabbage

Hand san-i-tiz-er

Five … rolls … of … Charmin!

Four books to read

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.

 

On the ninth day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Nine Netflix movies

Eight bottles of red wine

Seven heads of cabbage

Hand san-i-tiz-er

Five … rolls … of … Charmin!

Four books to read

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.

 

On the tenth day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Ten reasons for weeping

Nine Netflix movies

Eight bottles of red wine

Seven heads of cabbage

Hand san-i-tiz-er

Five … rolls … of … Charmin!

Four books to read

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.

 

On the eleventh day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Eleven cans of Lysol

Ten reasons for weeping

Nine Netflix movies

Eight bottles of red wine

Seven heads of cabbage

Hand san-i-tiz-er

Five … rolls … of … Charmin!

Four books to read

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.

 

On the twelfth day of quarantine my true love sent to me

Twelve docs and nurses

Eleven cans of Lysol

Ten reasons for weeping

Nine Netflix movies

Eight bottles of red wine

Seven heads of cabbage

Hand san-i-tiz-er

Five … rolls … of … Charmin!

Four books to read

Three canned hams

Two bags of beans

And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy … 

 


 

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