The Twelve Days of Quarantine
To the tune of, well, you know …
On the first day of quarantine my true love sent to me
A partridge and some gravy.
On the second day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy
On the third day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.
On the fourth day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Four books to read
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.
On the fifth day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Five … rolls … of … Charmin!
Four books to read
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.
On the sixth day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Hand san-i-tiz-er
Five … rolls … of … Charmin!
Four books to read
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.
On the seventh day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Seven heads of cabbage
Hand san-i-tiz-er
Five … rolls … of … Charmin!
Four books to read
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.
On the eighth day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Eight bottles of red wine
Seven heads of cabbage
Hand san-i-tiz-er
Five … rolls … of … Charmin!
Four books to read
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.
On the ninth day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Nine Netflix movies
Eight bottles of red wine
Seven heads of cabbage
Hand san-i-tiz-er
Five … rolls … of … Charmin!
Four books to read
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.
On the tenth day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Ten reasons for weeping
Nine Netflix movies
Eight bottles of red wine
Seven heads of cabbage
Hand san-i-tiz-er
Five … rolls … of … Charmin!
Four books to read
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.
On the eleventh day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Eleven cans of Lysol
Ten reasons for weeping
Nine Netflix movies
Eight bottles of red wine
Seven heads of cabbage
Hand san-i-tiz-er
Five … rolls … of … Charmin!
Four books to read
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy.
On the twelfth day of quarantine my true love sent to me
Twelve docs and nurses
Eleven cans of Lysol
Ten reasons for weeping
Nine Netflix movies
Eight bottles of red wine
Seven heads of cabbage
Hand san-i-tiz-er
Five … rolls … of … Charmin!
Four books to read
Three canned hams
Two bags of beans
And a par-tr-i-dge and some gr-avy …
This is a riot! what a fertile mind you have.
Laughing is mandatory at this time. Thanks.
cj Sez: Love it…and thanks! I just shared the post url on my author’s Facebook page. Maybe it’ll get you a few new views.
I know, my sense of humor is a bit wacky. Thanks for reading.
Cute. Thank you for sharing.
Thanks!