“10-4, it’s a structure.

Fully involved.

A real hot one, too.

Send fire units to my location.”

Standby.

“Someone’s coming toward me.”

Please, you’ve got to help him.

“Help who, ma’am?”

The old man.

He’s in there.

I tried.

But it was too hot.

He’s trapped.

Screams.

A bedroom.

“His room?”

Yes.

Please hurry.

Heat and flames.

A fireplace,

times ten-thousand.

Smoke.

Thick.

Heavy.

Choking.

Eyes,

Burning.

Get low!

Crawl.

Glass.

Smoldering carpet.

Hot embers.

A doorway.

So hot.

Can’t breathe.

A little further.

Ashes.

Heat.

Too intense.

TV.

Melted.

Smoke boiling and billowing.

Can’t see.

Hands burning.

Wheelchair.

Caught,

on bed frame.

A crutch.

Out of reach.

A foot.

A leg.

Trapped!

Pull and tug.

Pull,

Harder!

Fire.

Crackling.

Popping.

Something falls.

Crash!

Hallway.

Dragging.

Straining.

Pulling.

Muscles,

Screaming.

Can’t see.

Sweating.

Burning.

Heart,

pounding.

No air.

Pulling.

Dizzy.

Can’t breathe.

No strength.

Can’t breath.

Almost there.

Can’t…breathe…

Moonlight.

A touch.

Strong hands.

Gloved hands.

Pulling.

Dragging.

Helping.

Cool night air.

Deep breaths.

Firefighters.

Oxygen.

“Yes, I’m okay.”

A few burns.

Not too bad.

Yes,

the coroner’s on the way

“I tried,

I really did.

But he was already gone.”

Friday's Heroes - Remembering the fallen officers

 

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Corporal Nate Carrigan, 35

Park County Colorado Sheriff’s Office

February 24, 2016 – Corporal Nate Carrigan was shot and killed as he and other deputies attempted to serve an eviction order. The shooter, an activist with the Occupy Denver movement, opened fire with a rifle, killing Corporal Carrigan and wounding two other deputies. The suspect was killed by return fire.

Corporal Carrigan is survived by his children.

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– An Independence, Missouri officer was shot Wednesday night after responding to an assault call at a local motel. He survived.

– Denver police officers were investigating a burglary when one of the suspects fled the scene by carjacking a vehicle. During a subsequent pursuit by police the burglary suspect crashed and began firing at the officers, wounding Officer Rachel Eid. She survived the intense shootout. The suspect did not.

– A Berkeley County South Carolina deputy, Cpl. Kimber Gist, was shot twice last night while investigating a suspicious vehicle parked behind a grocery store. Cpl. Gist managed to return fire but it’s not known if her rounds struck the suspect. She is expected to survive.

The suspect fled the scene and barricaded himself inside a home where people inside, who managed to escape, told police the man was bleeding heavily. Hostage negotiators talked with the suspect for over two hours before a SWAT unit moved in and found the man dead.

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*Police Officer deaths by gunfire are up 1,000% over this time last year.

 

“The guy’s abducted like what, twice a year? I think that’s a tad above the national average.” ~ Alexis, speaking about Castle.

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Melanie Atkins

Well, last night’s Castle episode surprised me. Parts of it were silly and unrealistic, yes, and both Rick and Kate got kidnapped (yet again), but I loved it. The way the writers jumped right into the middle of things, set a fast pace, and gave the show more of a classic Castle feel, even though this one was heavier on the drama and light on comedy. No LokSat, no idiotic fake breakup, and no unnecessary slaps or slapstick. Just good, solid drama and Rick and Kate at their best. Didn’t matter that I pegged the killer right away. I still loved the intrigue and the intensity.

Sure, Rick and Kate were apart for most of the episode, but the writers still gave us glimpses of their relationship via video and their worry for one another. Then near the end, when they didn’t know if they would live or die if they helped the others escape and then stayed inside that room, they each refused to leave the other’s side. Beautiful… and further proof that they have not broken up. This is the dynamic duo we know and love.

The writers also found a logical way to use Esposito, Ryan, Alexis, and Hayley by putting them to work searching for Rick and Kate. I still don’t see the point of Hayley’s character, but as a friend of mine suggested, they needed someone else in the PI office to interact with Alexis. Yes, she needs to get a real job, so I agree with Lee on that front, but I guess for now this is it. She seems to be doing okay.

Of course, Rick and Kate saved the day in their respective rooms, and we learned Kate knows how to make a bomb. Kind of silly, but also clever in a badass sort of way. I liked it. And the scene at the end back at the loft? Caskett perfection.

This episode is proof that the old formula still works, and the writers should learn a lesson from this: that they need to keep the rest of the episodes in this vein. I predict that if they do, viewers will return. Everyone loves classic Castle. The stupidity of the LokSat arc, not so much.

We. Are. Sick. Of. It!

Please, writers, give us more of the show we know and love.
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Lee Lofland

Well, for once I don’t have a lot to say since there was very little police procedure in this episode. Sure, Lividity Lanie once again relied on knowledge she obtained while attending medical school at VMU (Voodoo Medicine University) and spouted off her usual, “Based on lividity…” nonsense.

I say nonsense, because in order to base anything on lividity you’d have to actually see it.

Gravity pulls blood downward causing it to pool at the lowest points of a body (a dead body lying face up would display lividity, well, on the back, not the front of the body). Therefore, it would be impossible to see lividity on a fully-clothed dead body that’s positioned on her back, as was the case in this episode.

Clothing would need to be removed to see most lividity. Although, it looks as if they may have tried to show some at the jawline of this week’s victim du jour. And, if that’s the case, this could be an indication that the body had been moved at some point.

When the heart stops beating, gravity pulls blood to the lowest point in the body. Blood pooling in those low areas stain the surrounding tissue giving the appearance of bruising. This staining of tissue is called livor mortis, or lividity. For example, a victim lying flat on his back when he dies exhibits lividity on his back, buttocks, and the back of his legs. The same is true on the front of the body, if the victim is found lying face down.

The staining of tissue caused by lividity normally begins within the first two hours after death. The process reaches it’s full peak in eight to twelve hours.

If the victim is moved during the first six hours after death the purplish discoloration can shift, causing the new, lowest portion of the body to exhibit lividity.

After a period of six to eight hours after death, lividity becomes totally fixed. Moving the body after eight hours will not change the patterns of discoloration. Therefore, investigators know a body found lying face down with lividity on the back, has been moved.

Rookie officers have often confused lividity with bruising caused by fighting.

Remember, ambient air temperature is always a factor in determining the TOD (time of death). A hot climate can accelerate lividity, while a colder air temperature can slow it down considerably.

In fairness to Lanie, it is possible that she removed the victim’s clothing at the scene, examined her, and then re-dressed her before placing her remains into a body bag. Yeah, that happens all the time…not.

Oh, by the way, blood that’s several hours old is never bright red.

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The victim du jour. Lividity is present at the LOWEST parts of the body, not on top.

Back to the episode. If we bypass a few things, such as Lividity Lanie, the presence of Hayley (why the *bleep* is she on this show??), the fastest acting poison and antidote in the universe, an exploding gun that fired a bullet in reverse, Beckett making a McGyver-ish bomb powerful enough to blow apart steel locks and a door, the faux minister character/bad guy was smart enough to know that Castle and Beckett are still together, yet super-villain Lokstat can’t figure it out, and, well there were a few more, BUT, all of this aside, I actually enjoyed the show.

I thought the case was clever. Best in a long time. Well, not necessarily the murder, but the two locked-room puzzles. I did think we were cheated a bit at the end when out of the blue the solution to the mystery was simply handed to us out of the blue. Still, as Melanie pointed out to me this morning, they had a lot to pack into the episode in a very short time.

So…good job. this was an episode reminiscent of days long ago. The good times when Castle was smart, instead of the clownish buffoon we’ve seen lately.

Other points I found interesting:

– the mention of the scent of Playdough. Good memories there.

– Alexis…GET. A. JOB. And a life.

– No Lokstat. HOORAY!

– Even though the plot this week was filled with tension, the show didn’t have the recent feel of evil darkness and gloom and doom hanging over it. I think they may have finally paid the electric bill and used a bit of lighting, for a change.

– Not enough Ryan and Esposito. Speaking of those two, though, the scene where they and Hayley, and finally Alexis, rushed into the room where Castle and Beckett awaited rescue…well, it was a very cheesy scene. It was like watching an old black and white episode of the Lone Ranger or Superman, where the hero showed up at the last minute to clumsily save the weekly damsel in distress.

I know my portion of the review didn’t sound like it, but I enjoyed this episode. I hope they keep it up, but…

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Thanks to the hundreds of people who signed up last weekend to attend the Writers’ Police Academy! The event this year is nothing short of spectacular, exciting, thrilling, and heart-pounding, and that’s why we say it is THE event of the year.  We deeply appreciate your support.

By the way, after the huge rush of Writers’ Police Academy registrations, we still have a couple of available spots (we have more space this year). We’ll keep those open for a while longer in case someone does not want to miss THE event of the year.

Finally, I’d like to remind you to please reserve your hotel rooms asap. The hotel sales staff told me last week they were pleased at quickly they’re going, even before registration opened.

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*Remember, Sisters in Crime, a major sponsor of the WPA, offers a huge discount to their members attending for the first time. Not a member? No problem. simply join SinC prior to registering and you’ll receive the $150 discount!

 

Thanks so much to each of you who braved the elements yesterday while standing in line waiting to purchase those coveted tickets to the greatest show on… Oops, wrong event.

Seriously, I’d like to thank the hundreds of people who’ve signed up to attend the 2016 Writers’ Police Academy. We saw lots newcomers register this year, as well as many returning WPA veterans. Actually, a popular romance writer wrote yesterday to ask how many of her fellow RWA members had signed up, so I checked, and WOW, you guys showed up as a small army. Welcome to the WPA family that already includes many extremely talented writers from various genres.

Typically, this is the time when I announce that we’ve sold out and there’s no room left at the inn. However, we learned late last night that one of our website registration links was malfunctioning and several people had tried to sign up but could not.

The screen shot below shows the two registration links (circled) on the WPA website. It was the one at the bottom left that did not work.

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The image above is a screenshot. The registration link contained within is not an actual link.

Therefore, to be fair to everyone, we’ve fixed the broken link and we’re extending the bonus opportunities until noon EST tomorrow. We’re sending an email containing the above mini-newsletter. You can sign up for the Writers’ Police Academy by clicking the embedded link in your email, or you can visit the WPA website to do so.

Or, I’ll save you those extra steps. You can click this link.

REGISTER HERE

Again, I do apologize for the error.

Finally, I’d like to remind you to please reserve your hotel rooms asap. The hotel sales staff told me last week they were pleased at quickly they’re going, even before registration opened.

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*Remember, Sisters in Crime, a major sponsor of the WPA, offers a huge discount to their members attending for the first time. Not a member? No problem. simply join SinC prior to registering and you’ll receive the $150 discount!

 

You’ve waited one whole year. Your typing fingers are itchy. You’ve practiced hitting the ENTER key so many times that you’ve beaten your past record and set a new personal best. You are POSITIVE that no one on this earth, even the folks from Germany, Canada, Australia, and California, Michigan, or Delaware, can beat your times. “I WILL get one of those coveted spot at the 2016 Writers’ Police Academy,” you say to yourself, over and over again. “Even if it sells out within an hour, AGAIN!”

Yes, it’s time. It’s here. Registration for THE event of the year is FINALLY here, and it is truly one for the record books—over 50 workshops with more on the way. Shooting. Driving patrol cars during pursuits and PIT maneuvers (how cool is it that you get to bump and spin a bad guy’s car out of control…yes, these are real cars), explosives, ballistics, shoot/don’t shoot, officer down calls, homicides investigations, coroners, helicopters, SWAT and other Special Op training, tons of Special Op vehicles to climb in and inspect, arson investigations, testifying in court (yes, we have a courtroom on site), martial arts for writers, drones, real emergency department training with an interactive patient, K-9’s, and more and more and more and more. AND MORE!

Four days and nights of intensive, heart-pounding hands-on excitement. That’s what awaits you at our fabulous international law enforcement training center. And, to top it off, we’ve assembled at team of dozens upon dozens of the top instructors in this country who’ll take you behind the scenes to learn how 1st responders, detectives, forensics specialists, and medical personnel handle everything from domestic calls to murders to dealing with armed suspects to crash scenes to treating trauma patients, and everything between.

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Remember, we don’t offer writing craft sessions at the WPA. That’s not what we do. Instead, our sole focus is providing you with the best of the best hands-on police, fire, forensics, and EMS training. After all, there are scores of great writer conferences all across the world where you learn how to write. But there’s only ONE Writers’ Police Academy, an event designed by cops and writers where you learn and practice the intricate details of what to write (we offer insider details not available at any other event in the world).

The WPA is cleverly planned and arranged to stimulate your senses (touch, taste, hear, smell, see), which enhances your ability to transfer those experiences to your work and then on to your readers. The result = a reader who benefits from a weekend you spent having the time of your lives at the WPA! And, happy readers = happy agents, ecstatic editors and publishers, fantastic reviews, and big royalty checks and large fan bases.

You deserve the best and the best is what we provide. From the moment you enter the lobby of our spectacular event hotel, where you’ll be super impressed, to the Sunday debriefing panel, you’ll live four days in the shoes of the women and men who risk their lives every single day to keep us all safe. Yeah, yeah, I know you’ve heard that line before, but you’ll leave the Writers’ Police Academy with a first-hand, hands-on experience that has actually changed the lives of many writers who’ve attended. The WPA is that kind of experience. We don’t just go through the motions. Not at all. We provide you with real weapons, real cars, real equipment, real training, a real academy, and enough realism to last you a lifetime…or until the 2017 Writers’ Police Academy rolls around.

We take you behind that thin blue line, a place not usually traveled by those outside the profession, where you become part of the law enforcement family. And then the learning and the fun and the lifelong bond between you, your instructors, the officers, and your training academy begins.

Yes, the Writers’ Police Academy is THE event of the year. But it is also the event that lasts a lifetime.

Okay, so here’s how it works.

1. The much-awaited registration opens tomorrow (February 21st) at noon EST.

2. Slots fill extremely fast, like almost immediately.

3. You sit at your computer prior to the noon hour.

4. Call up the Writers’ Police Academy website.

5. To the far right of the header you’ll see a button that reads “Registration.” Click on it. Practice this tricky move until you have it mastered. A dry run in advance would be a good idea.

6. Once you click the registration button you’ll notice the action activates a drop-down menu that includes the button “Full Registration.”

7. Watch your clock carefully.

8. At precisely 12 noon (we’re using an atomic clock to know the exact moment to activate the link) CLICK THE FULL REGISTRATION BUTTON!!!!

9. The registration page displays on your computer screen. The page before you is full of information and boxes to check and buttons to click. It’s so simple that even I can do it. However, if you have troubles during the process immediately contact us at 2016wpa@gmail.com and a WPA staff member will guide you through the process. We’ll be monitoring the registrations and payments as they come in so it’s likely we’ll see the trouble, a rarity, in real time.

10. YOU’RE IN! Time for a happy dance with the family pet, your kids, spouse, or all by yourself.

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11. As soon as you’ve registered and receive the confirmation that you’re in, be sure to take a cool photo of yourself that shows you smiling, giving a double thumbs-up, doing the happy, dance, or whatever expression of sheer joy that best fits making it into the THE event of the year! Fireworks and a conga line come to mind.

12. Post your selfie to Facebook and Twitter and please tag me in your posts along with the hashtag #2016WPA.

Finally, please remind all your friends about tomorrow’s registration and time to do so. And, please do blast the news all across every social media site you can find today and tonight, and tag me so I can follow along! Post WPA photos and tales of your fantastic experiences at past WPA’s. Best of all, be excited because IT. IS. HERE!

So…let the fun begin!

See you tomorrow at noon EST.

 

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*Sisters in Crime, a longtime major sponsor of the WPA, is offering a whopping $150 discount for their members attending the WPA for the first time! Not a member? No problem. Join SinC prior to WPA registration to receive the discount. It’s that easy!

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*We are adding even more workshops to the already totally impressive schedule, so please check it throughout the day (Saturday, Feb. 20). You will NOT be able to see and do everything so please have your favorite sessions in mind when registering because a few bonus sessions require advance signups. Remember, your registration fee includes ALL sessions and workshops, lunches at the academy, breakfast at the hotel, and more. 

 

BREAKING NEWS!!

The 2016 Writers’ Police Academy is extremely pleased and thrilled to announce that Lee Goldberg has signed on as our special guest speaker!

So, if you’ve wondered how to best turn WPA research into fiction – books, TV, and/or film, well, here’s your opportunity to learn from one of the best in the business.

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Lee Goldberg is an ex-Navy SEAL, freelance Sexual Surrogate and a professional Pierce Brosnan impersonator.

Okay, that’s not true. But he wants this biography to be really exciting, so pay attention. If things bog down, I’ve been instructed to add a car chase or some explicit sex.

Here’s the real story. Lee Goldberg writes books and television shows.

His mother wanted him to be a doctor, and his grandfather wanted him to go into the family furniture business. Instead, he put himself through UCLA as a freelance journalist, writing for such publications as American FilmStarlogNewsweekThe Los Angeles Times SyndicateThe Washington Post and The San Francisco Chronicle (he also wrote erotic letters to the editor for Playgirl at $25-a-letter, but he doesn’t tell people about that, he just likes to boast about those “tiffany” credits).

He published his first book .357 Vigilante (as “Ian Ludlow,” so he’d be on the shelf next to Robert Ludlum) while he was still a UCLA student. The West Coast Review of Books called his debut “as stunning as the report of a .357 Magnum, a dynamic premiere effort,” singling the book out as “The Best New Paperback Series” of the year. Naturally, the publisher promptly went bankrupt and he never saw a dime in royalties.

Welcome to publishing, Lee.

His many subsequent books include the non-fiction Successful Television Writingand Unsold Television Pilots as well as the novels My Gun Has BulletsThe WalkKing CityMcGraveDead Space, and Watch Me Die, which was nominated for a Shamus Award for Best Novel from the “Private Eye Writers of America”. He’s also the writer/co-creator of The Dead Man, the monthly series of original novels published by Amazon’s 47North imprint.

“Take me now,” she moaned, “you hot writer stud.”

She tore off her clothes and tackled him onto the floor, unable to control her raging lust. Nothing excited her more than being around a writer with a big list of books.

Got your attention again? Good. I don’t know about you, but I was starting to nod off. Where was I? Oh yes…

Goldberg broke into television with a freelance script sale to Spenser: For Hire. Since then, his TV writing & producing credits have covered a wide variety of genres, including sci-fi (seaQuest), cop shows (Hunter, The Glades), martial arts (Martial Law), whodunits (Diagnosis Murder, Nero Wolfe), the occult (She-Wolf of London), kid’s shows (R.L. Stine’s The Nightmare Room), T&A (BaywatchShe Spies), comedy (Monk) clip shows (The Best TV Shows That Never Were) and total crap (The HighwaymanThe New Adventures of Flipper).

He’s written and produced TV shows in Canada (CobraMissing), England (Stick With Me Kid) and Germany (Fast Track: No Limits). His mystery writing for television has earned him two Edgar Award nominations from the Mystery Writers of America.

His two careers, novelist and TV writer, merged when he wrote the eight books in the Diagnosis Murder series of original novels, based on the hit CBS TV mystery that he also wrote and produced. He followed that up by writing fifteen bestselling novels based on Monk, another TV show that he worked on. His Monk novels have been translated and published in Germany, Poland, Thailand, Japan, Turkey, and many other countries.

In addition to his writing, he’s worked as an international TV development expert and consulting producer for production companies and major networks in Canada, France, Germany, Spain, Sweden, Belgium, and the Netherlands.

But perhaps he’s best known for his pioneering work mapping the human genome and negotiating the North American Free Trade Agreement.

Goldberg lives in Los Angeles with his wife and his daughter and still sleeps in Man From U.N.C.L.E. pajamas.

~

Firearms Training

Writers’ Police Academy registration opens Sunday February 21, 2016 at noon EST.

Slots for this thrilling and rightly-renowned event fill quickly, sometimes within ONE hour! So please be ready to sign up the moment the link goes live. You don’t want to miss this one. It is THE event of the year!

Remember, one low registration fee includes ALL workshops, lunches at the academy, breakfasts at the hotel (during the WPA), the Friday night reception, transportation to the academy and back to the hotel, and more.

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*Sisters in Crime, a longtime major sponsor of the WPA, is offering a whopping $150 discount for their members attending the WPA for the first time! Not a member? No problem. Join SinC prior to WPA registration to receive the discount. It’s that easy!

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We are pleased to present the 2016 Writers’ Police Academy

WORKSHOP DESCRIPTIONS

 

10 COMMON MISTAKES WRITERS MAKE ABOUT THE LAW

INSTRUCTOR: LESLIE BUDEWITZ

 

ARSON INVESTIGATION

Yes, there will be fire and smoke, and firefighters!

 

ASIAN AND NATIVE GANGS

INSTRUCTOR: MATT NINHAM & CHEE VANG

Gang culture, signs, symbols, and language.

 

BALLISTICS

INSTRUCTOR: JOHANN BODEN

Internal, external, and terminal ballistics. Live fire.

 

BLOODSTAIN PATTERNS AND SPATTER

The science behind bloodstain patterns and spatter.

 

BUILDING/ROOM CLEARING

In this heart-pounding session you and your partner respond to an alarm where you, as a team, must enter and clear the building. Be prepared for gunfire at any moment.

 

CONSTITUTIONAL LAW

Learn and experience how rulings of the U.S. Supreme Court are carried out by law enforcement.

 

COURTROOM TESTIMONY

Experience what’s it’s like to testify in court as a police officer. Actual courtroom setting.

 

DEATH SCENE INVESTIGATIONS

Walk through the scene to determine the type and manner of death and where the investigation goes from there.

 

DOMESTIC CRIMES

Learn the statutory elements, dynamics, impact, responses, and the unique investigative strategies of domestic crime.

 

DRONES

INSTRUCTOR: BILL BONGLE

How drones are used in law enforcement. Legal and privacy issues. Features actual drone flights.

 

EMERGENCY DRIVING

INSTRUCTOR: COLLEEN BELONGEA

Experience the difficulty of multitasking while driving, observing, and communicating, and all while utilizing lights and siren. You will drive the patrol vehicle under extreme conditions!

 

EMS/HEALTH SIMULATOR

INSTRUCTOR: HOLLIE BAUER

Interactive patient’s life depends on YOU! Actual medical training. Intense ER session and setting!

 

EXPERT WITNESSES AND THEIR TESTIMONY

Who are expert witnesses and how do they become experts in the eyes of the court? Session also delves into Grand Juries.

 

EXPLOSIVES/IED’S

Explore the dynamics of making an explosion.

 

FINGERPRINTING

Dusting, fuming, and difficult to print surfaces are just a few of the fingerprinting techniques you’ll learn in this detailed hands-on session.

 

FIRE 101

Examine fire basics, Fire Triangle, and specific components of a fire.

 

SHOOT/DON’T SHOOT SCENARIO TRAINING

A heart-pounding, eye-opening, and extremely realistic session where you must decide, within a fraction of a second, whether or not to use deadly force. Heart-pounding action!

 

FORENSIC ART AND THE COGNITIVE INTERVIEW

INSTRUCTOR: ROBIN BURCELL

Interviewing techniques used by sketch artists. Demonstrations of craft and more!

 

GETTING STRAPPED: HOW THUGS GET THEIR GUNS – ARMED IN AMERICA

The TV myth of “The gun was registered to the suspect.”

 

HANDGUN: LIVE-FIRE

Learn the fundamentals of a Glock pistol. Become familiar with sight picture, sight alignment, stance, grip, and trigger control. Fire live ammunition on the academy pistol range.

 

HOW TO THINK LIKE A BAD GUY

INSTRUCTOR: DET. MARCO CONELLI

A journey into the minds of dangerous criminals to learn what it is that enables them to kill, rape, and rob with ease and without remorse.

 

POLICE K-9’S – TRAFFIC STOPS

Legal requirements for K-9 searches of vehicles. Alerts, kinds of drugs recognized, training, and more. Participate in actual traffic stops.

 

LONG GUN: LIVE-FIRE

INSTRUCTOR: NWTC STAFF/RANGE INSTRUCTORS

Learn the basics of the .223 patrol rifle, nomenclature, field stripping, fundamentals, and live fire on the rifle range.

 

MARTIAL ARTS FOR WRITERS

INSTRUCTOR: ESOMA KUNG FU MASTER INSTRUCTOR HOWARD LEWIS

What is it that writers do that drives martial artists nuts? Training time on the mat.

 

MASHED POTATOES OF DEATH: ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?

INSTRUCTOR: DR. DENENE LOFLAND

Toxins of biological origin – weapons made from natural sources that could easily be placed in food and drink.

 

MEDICAL EXAMINER V. CORONER

A medical examiner’s perspective of their daily tasks, roles, and responsibilities, and whether or not you’re accurately describing those details.

 

ONEIDA TRIBAL

INSTRUCTOR: ONEIDA NATION POLICE CHIEF RICH VAN BOXTEL

Experience the unique culture of the Oneida Tribe as well as the history of the Oneida Tribal Police and American Policing—not always cooperative.

 

PRISON TOUR

Tour one of the oldest maximum security prisons in the state of Wisconsin, the Green Bay Correctional Institute. You will enter the section housing some of the worst inmates in the state. Be prepared for…

 

PRIVATE INVESTIGATION, OR HOW TO BE A DICK FOR FUN & PROFIT

INSTRUCTOR: DAVID CORBETT

In this one-hour workshop former private investigator David Corbett—who worked on such headline cases as the first Michael Jackson molestation prosecution, the Cotton Club Murder Case, a major Teamster organized crime litigation, and more—will march you through the various aspects of the life of a real PI.

 

PTSD – POST TRAUMATIC STRESS

INSTRUCTOR: SECRET SERVICE SPECIAL AGENT MIKE ROCHE

The effects and consequences on the officer, department, career and family.

 

PURSUIT IMMOBILIZATION TECHNIQUE (PIT)

INSTRUCTOR: COLLEEN BELONGEA

High Speed Pursuit! You will drive the pursuit car, and you will indeed make contact with the fleeing suspect’s vehicle! A “spinning, tire-squealing” good time!

 

REAL COPS FOR REAL WRITERS: THE PSYCHOLOGY OF COPS

INSTRUCTOR: SECRET SERVICE SPECIAL AGENT MIKE ROCHE

How do cops think? Workshop addresses Thin Blue Line, Code of Silence, Fear, Bravado, and the Ferguson effect, and much more.

 

SPECIAL OPS SHOW AND TELL

Hands-on with Special Ops (SWAT, Bomb Squad, etc.) equipment, gear, and vehicles. Mingle with the pros. This is a HOT ONE!

 

SURPRISES!!

Each year we incorporate surprise sessions that are designed to excite the senses of WPA attendees. The purpose is to allow you to experience “events” that unfold in real time, just as officers and other first responders experience in the real world.

 

TASERS

Tasers will be deployed. Class participation is encouraged…if you dare.

 

THE CLINICAL INTERVIEW

INSTRUCTOR: DR. KATHERINE RAMSLAND

Learn the tools of the trade and the methods that elicit information. Components of a psychological evaluation.

 

THE STEVEN AVERY CASE: ANALYSIS OF INTERVIEW AND INTERROGATION BY INVESTIGATORS

INSTRUCTOR: WISCONSIN MUNICIPAL JUDGE KEVIN RATHBURN

Experts dissect the Interview and Interrogation of Steven Avery and Brendon Dassey – explore the art/skills/dynamics of interviews and interrogations.

 

THE UNDERCOVER EXPERIENCE

INSTRUCTOR: DET. MARCO CONELLI

The dangerous life of an undercover officer infiltrating major New York City drug gangs and massive Organized Crime figures.

 

TRACE EVIDENCE

Collecting and processing trace evidence.

 

TRAFFIC STOPS

When and how to approach and contact the driver/passengers.

 

WHY THEY WERE BAD

INSTRUCTOR: DR. KATHERINE RAMSLAND

This lecture gets behind the stereotypical motives for mass and serial murder to examine psychological nuances in specific cases.

 

POLICE BASICS 101: THE WAY WE TALK, THE WAY WE WALK

INSTRUCTOR: ROBIN BURCELL

Lingo and action accuracy without boring the reader.

 

“GOTCHA, BADGUY!”—PROACTIVE INVESTIGATIONS

Police detectives conduct two types of investigations – reactive and proactive.

More workshops on the way!!

Registration opens Sunday February 21, 2016 at noon EST.

Remember, slots fill extremely quick so please, please, please be at your computers ready to sign up the moment the registration link goes live!

For all event details please visit writerspoliceacademy.com

 

Readers deserve well-written and nicely-crafted stories from their favorite authors. They want the best. They want to be captivated. They want their senses activated. They want to see, hear, touch, taste, and smell every word.

To deliver top-shelf quality books, writers who weave tales featuring crime, cops, and criminals, face difficult challenges each time they sit in front of their computers. And, without a background in law enforcement, crime scene investigation, firefighting, EMS, death investigation, ER procedures, and, well, you get the idea, those challenge multiply for hardworking authors.

Like readers who expect and deserve the best, writers also demand the best when it comes to research. Enter the Writers’ Police Academy, a hands-on training event that’s meticulously designed to provide the most realistic experience available anywhere in world.

Sure, the WPA takes place at a renowned international training academy located on the campus of Northeast Wisconsin Technical College (NWTC), and we provide state of the art equipment and technology, and attendees participate in workshops where they drive patrol cars in heart-pounding conditions (spinning, chasing, lights, sirens), they shoot rifles and handguns, suit up at the Tactical House and search for armed bad guys who’ll stop at nothing to further their escape, including firing shots at the officers (you), and we even pamper our attendees by providing resort-like hotel accommodations (including the fabulous Oneida Casino) and delicious food prepared by a stellar chef.

But, we don’t stop there. We know what it is that writers need to make their stories ring true, and that’s because the WPA is designed, directed, and produced by writers with years of law enforcement experience.

The WPA, as described by Sisters in Crime, is rightly renowned, and is sponsored and supported by top writers (you) and writers groups, including Sisters in Crime, a major sponsor of the event for several years.

Best of all, though, is that we provide only the top instructors in their fields. In fact, many of our instructors literally wrote the books on their respective areas of expertise. And, they’ve trained many of the instructors who teach at other events and academies. To add to this group of outstanding instructors, we also feature bestselling authors who bring decades of their own expert law enforcement experience to their WPA classrooms.

We are indeed proud of our 2016 lineup, a schedule that’s four days of non-stop, filled-to-the-brim heart-pounding and thrilling excitement and action. The WPA is huge. It’s helicopters. patrol cars, armored vehicles, guns, K-9’s, explosives, fire, firefighters, ambulances, emergency department training, prison tours, tactical EMS, courtroom testimony, attorneys, SWAT and other special ops, fingerprinting, trace evidence collection, ballistics training, blood spatter investigation, the Steven Avery case, drones, and, well, far more than I could list here.

The WPA doesn’t mix hands-on police, fire, and EMS training with writing craft. That’s just not what we do. There are no writer panels. No agents or editors to impress. We feel you already have a ton of top quality writing conferences to attend, therefore our focus is solely on providing writers with actual hands-on academy training. We even go the extra mile by providing advanced workshops that just aren’t available anywhere else.

And here’s where we really pull ahead of the pack…our instructors, and I’d like to introduce you to a few of them today (more on the way). Starting with…

Randy Clifton

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Randy’s long and distinguished law enforcement career started as a Special Agent for the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA). His 13-year career as a decorated agent also included serving as an Instructor at the FBI Academy, in Quantico, VA, as part of the Safety & Survival Unit. He’s the co-author of both Simunition’s and Vista Outdoor’s Force on Force™ reality-based training manuals, and now heads up Vista Outdoor’s high-profile Force on Force™ product line where he manages the overall brand and, more importantly, the new and revolutionary Scenario Instructor Training Course.

Randy Clifton is the foremost authority on reality-based, tactical-scenario training.

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Robert Willis

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Robert Willis is the original author and master instructor of the “Defensive and Arrest Tactics” (DAAT) program of the State of Wisconsin and he has been responsible for training and updating instructors for Police, Sheriff’s, State Investigators and Department of Natural Resources agencies since 1986. He has instructed for the State of Wisconsin Department of Corrections/Division of Community Corrections, Juvenile Corrections and has trained and certified defensive tactics instructors for the Division of Probation and Parole.

For more than a decade Mr. Willis traveled the United States and Canada with the Calibre Press, Inc. “Street Survival®” Seminar and trained in excess of ten thousand officers per year. He is often consulted and interviewed by the media, especially after critical events. He is sought out as a speaker at conferences and symposiums and recently taught at a Law Enforcement conference in China.

Robert, during his distinguished career in law enforcement, served as a patrol officer/deputy, “SWAT” team member, field training officer, departmental training officer, defensive tactics coordinator, recruit academy and in-service academy instructor, instructor development “master instructor,” professional officer survival instructor, and lecturer and a litigation consultant.

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Kevin Rathburn

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Kevin Rathburn, a Municipal Judge, is certified by the Department of Justice, Training and Standards Board in the areas of Child Maltreatment, Constitutional Law, Corrections Law, Courts and Jurisdiction, Criminal Law, Introduction to Criminal Justice, Criminology, Domestic Violence, Ethics in Criminal Justice, Interviews and Interrogation, Juvenile Law, Report Writing, Sexual Assault and Sensitive Crimes. Mr. Rathburn recently helped create a Juvenile Law Manual and update to the Criminal Law Manual for the Department of Justice, Training and Standards Bureau.

Mr. Rathburn is a current member of the Department of Justice Legal Context Advisory Committee and has served on the Committee since 2005.  He has also served as a Commissioner on the Governor’s Commission on School Violence from 1994-95 and the Governor’s Juvenile Justice Commission from 1996-2002. He is a past member of the Brown County Youth Aids Committee, Brown County Council on Child Sexual Abuse, Brown County Subcommittee on Underage Drinking, Brown County Consortium on Dysfunctional Families and St. Vincent Hospital’s Child Health Team.

Judge Rathburn frequently provides legal updates for law enforcement and correction agencies. He has also provided in-service training for Unified Tactical instructors, administrators, jail officers, dispatchers and casino security staff. Mr. Rathburn is also a frequent speaker for the State Supreme Court in its training of Municipal Judges and Court Clerks in Wisconsin.

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Matt Ninham

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Matt Ninham has been a Patrol Officer for 15 years and is currently assigned as a Community Resource Officer. He’s a member of the Oneida Tribe and has lived on The Oneida Reservation almost his whole life.

Matt has experienced how Native American Gangs use tribal culture and symbolism to recruit gang members, represent their gangs, sell, and transport illegal drugs. He has an insider’s knowledge of how Native American Gangs affect the Tribal Communities they are established in and is able to give insight on how he combats gangs through relationships with community members and community events.

Matt’s areas of expertise and experience include, Native American Drug & Gang Initiative (Drug & Gang Unit), Green Bay Gang Task force Member, Fox Valley Gang Task Force Member, Department of Corrections Security Threats Group member, Native Gangs Specialist & Instructor, Oneida Gang Task Force, Team Leader for NADGI (Drug & Gang Unit), Street & Prison Gang training, DEA Basic Drug Investigation School, Indoor & Outdoor Marijuana Grows, Special Deputization for the FBI, Thermal Imaging Operator, Division of Criminal Investigations Drug School, Community Resource Officer, Field Training Officer, State of Wisconsin Technical College System Board Certification, Adjunct Instructor for “Native Gangs” at Northeast Wisconsin Technical College, Instructor for The National Gang Intelligence Center for “Gangs in Indian Country” and assistance in writing its updated curriculum for 2012.

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I’ll be featuring more of our fabulous instructors in the coming days. In the meantime…

Registration for the 2016 Writers’ Police Academy opens this Sunday, February 21, 2016 at noon EST. Available slots will go quickly so please, please, please be ready to sign up the moment the registration link goes live!

This is THE event of the year!

*Sisters in Crime, a major sponsor of the WPA, is offering a whopping $150 discount to the WPA for their members attending for the first time. Not a member? No problem. Sign up prior to registering for the WPA to receive the generous discount. Go here to join.

 

“This is getting really old, Beckett.” ~ Castle

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Melanie Atkins

I didn’t like last night’s Castle episode nearly as much as I did the one that aired Sunday night. After watching that intense show, this one came off as more like a farce than a police procedural comedy/drama. The actions of the Russian Diplomatic Security Agent/Cleaner were over the top and even downright silly at times. What men in that position act that way?

Rick slipped at the beginning of the show while talking to Martha and Alexis and pretty much let the cat out of the bag about having resumed his relationship with Kate. If they can’t figure out what’s going on now, they’re dumber than they look. How long do Rick and Kate think they can keep up this ridiculous charade without looking like total idiots? Oh, wait. Too late.

I won’t comment on the bizarre case involving the death of a Russian diplomat’s son, except to say that for once Lanie got it right when estimating time of death by saying, “according to liver temp” instead of “according to lividity.” Woohoo! I cheered.

The rest of the investigation just made my head hurt. At one point, Kate met with Rita, the intelligence agent (or former agent… who knows?) who is helping her with LokSat and is also supposedly Rick’s stepmother, in a search for info, and they ending up having a heart-to-heart of sorts about the state of Kate and Rick’s marriage. Really? I thought the woman lived in the shadows and was some sort of threat. And now she knows the truth, too?

Then the woman turns up at the precinct — in public — a little too animated and gleeful to be a covert agent, brought there by Kate under the guise of working with the State Department, and Rick meets her for the first time. Once he learns who she is and that she’s helping Kate take down LokSat, he says, “This is getting really old, Beckett.” And he’s right! I’m SO sick of this stupid storyline.

Of course, Rita and Rick had to have their own heart-to-heart, and he asks her about his dad. Rita hugs him and whispers in his ear, “He’s so very proud of you.” Nice. That’s about the only thing I’ve liked so far that Rita did. If she’s a covert agent, she’s not doing a very good job of being covert. Just sayin’.

The twist at the end didn’t shock me, because I suspected the woman in question was alive all along. Glad to know I was right. She might not have murdered her son, but his death was pretty much her fault. Too bad I didn’t care anymore.

They wound the story up by confronting the killer at the Russian Embassy, and that didn’t surprise me. Rick and Kate’s actions once the Russians left the room did, however. Once they were alone, inside the Russian Embassy, they slipped into another room to have their way with each other because they’ve already done it in six different countries and wanted to add Russia to the list. Oh, please! Who does this? If the scene was supposed to be romantic, I missed out on that vibe completely and was simply embarrassed for them. What were the writers thinking?

This was episode 11; I’ve heard they plan to keep the annoying LokSat thing going until episode 16, when they end it for good and get Kate and Rick back together. Hope I can hang on that long.
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Lee Lofland

Melanie is far too kind, which is precisely why she’s the good cop. I’m the bad one so I’ll sum up this episode in three short words. I. Hated. It.

From the stupid baby gift scene at the beginning, to the totally unrealistic scene at the end where Beckett and Castle supposedly sneak off to a secluded room inside the Russian Embassy to…well, let’s just say that even whistling inside Russian homes is considered bad luck, as is shaking hands or kissing over a threshold. So what those two were about to do would probably doom this show to a huge downward slide in the ratings. Oh, wait…

Of course there were good points, such as Lanie predicting a cause of death using actual science—checking the victim’s liver temperature. But I don’t think she liked it because the look on her face when she said, “Liver temp puts the time of death between 2 and 4 am,” was of pure disgust. I read between the lines, though, and took her expression as a private jab aimed at me. It was as if she said, privately, “There, I dropped the lividity thing. Are you happy now?” I’m so proud. *Sniff, sniff*. Our little M.E. has finally grown up.

Ryan and Espo hung on again, managing to avoid the silliness associated with the Russian agent, Castle’s covert agent stepmom, and the stupidity we all know as Lokstat. By the way, speaking of Castle’s secret-agent-stepmom, when I worked undercover I tried my best to avoid hanging out at police stations. There were no huge/touchy-feely moments inside the precinct. After all, doing so sort of compromises your cover.

Besides, if Beckett is so bleepity-bleep afraid that her big-time secret mission could endanger Castle, so much so that they must pretend to be separated (why would merely being separated save him, anyway?), then why have him very publicly hanging out at the precinct while foreign and domestic spies wander in and out, take him with her to the Russian Embassy and to a swanky party there, and, well…dumb, dumb, and dumb.

This entire season makes me want to, well…

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What’s worse than letting a guilty person go free? Sending an innocent one to jail ~ Castle and Beckett
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Melanie Atkins

Surprise, surprise! After a string of negative reviews, I actually liked this week’s episode of Castle. Maybe because the showrunners focused on the case and subsequent trial rather than Rick and Kate’s silly fake separation. They also brought back some of the banter and fun we’ve enjoyed in past episodes. If they’d just dump Vikram, bring Kate home for good, and lose the whole LokSat storyline altogether, I’d be even more happy. Can’t wait until that happens.

The story got off to a quick start when Rick witnessed a murder at a book signing party (sans Kate due to the aforementioned fake separation), then jumped ahead five months to the trial. Seemed a bit too quick compared to what happens in the real world, but I can live with the time span. At least they didn’t have the trial happen the next day.

This was the first time Rick’s ever been on the witness stand, and he did great until the new defense attorney shredded his testimony and got him all confused. Kudos to him on a job well done, but the prosecution suffered for it. Rick and Kate had to work together to save the day, and that seemed more like normal. No slapping, no fake squabbling, and no silliness except for Rick’s insistence on playing with his nose to tell Kate he loves her. A-

The final scene of them together in the loft made me happy, too. Champagne, firelight, and a kiss that will no doubt lead to more… perfect for Valentine’s Day. If the writers and showrunners would simply give us stories like this every week without all the stupidity, fake fights, and tired plot lines, the fans would be thrilled. Don’t you agree?

Stay tuned… another episode of Castle airs tonight on its regular night. I only hope it will be as entertaining as the one last night. Fingers crossed!
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Lee Lofland

Well, I’ll say this. It wasn’t bad. Actually, it was far better than what we endured last week. Still, the boilerplate script left nothing to the imagination. No real puzzle to solve, other than leaving us constantly scratching our heads over the “separation in name only,” a stupid ruse that’s supposedly in place to protect Castle. I’m sure the super-duper larger than life villain in this never-ending dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks sub plot could not, not in a million years, figure out that Beckett and Castle are together at night, at the precinct, in the courtroom, at crime scenes…well, you get the idea. Not exactly believable make-believe.

Speaking of believable make-believe, the defense attorney’s questioning of Castle was fairly decent. On the other hand, Castle’s interruption of the court proceedings that wound up with a Perry Mason-esque “aha” moment was totally unrealistic. But it was an okay scene for an episode of Castle.

The case this week was fun, but the writers sort of let it get mired in a few goofy “don’t-fit-the-story” problem areas.

Now for the goofy things…

– Beckett and Castle are supposed to be separated, but they’re together, but they’re not. And this is to protect Castle. Yet, Castle feels the need to say “I love you” in the courtroom by playing touchy-feely with his nose? And this happens in a room with one of Lokstaxt’s players, the attorney. Dumb, childish, and it makes Castle look like a real joke. This is a problem that’s darkened the entire season—inserting bad comedy in places where it doesn’t belong. The “nose” thing is something we’d expect to see in a Three Stooges reel, not on a top-rated TV show in 2016.

– Lokstat. Please make this go away. Send it to the place in TV LaLa Land where Beckett’s mother resides along with 3XK and Pi. And send Vikram with it. The whole strip club thing is a huge elephant in the room, as is the supposed danger level associated with Lokstat. No one appears, even slightly, to worry about danger, yet they mention it like they’re a bunch of scared rabbits. NOT!

– Last week Ryan and Espo were boiling mad because they thought Castle was cheating on Beckett and they were not at all happy to learn that Beckett was dating someone. Yet this week there was no mention of it and everyone was as happy as could be. Bluebirds singing, sun shining, ear to ear smiling…Happy. Of course, I was ecstatic to see that stupid scenario disappear.

– Martha making a prank phone call to a judge. Just plain dumb.

– Alexis, a grown woman with nothing better to do than wear too much makeup while hanging out at daddy’s non-productive PI business. Get. A. Real. Job.

– The killer seemed like an after thought. The character and final scene with him was extremely cheesy and unbelievable. Not even close, actually, to being believable.

Good points…

– No Hayley.

– No dumb Lanie stuff.

– The case was fun and interesting.

– Ryan and Espo doing what they do when the writers allow it.

All in all, the best episode this season, but it didn’t take much to achieve that honor.