My thoughts on Baltimore

Denene and I once had an extremely unpleasant encounter with a Baltimore police officer. Here’s what happened.

While visiting the city we were walking along/on a path in a public park. Between the gravel trails there was a newly installed lawn with numerous “Keep Off The Grass” signs dotting the lush greenery. It was a lovely place, especially so when considering the huge amount of nearby drab and dirty concrete, graffiti, and litter.

Suddenly we heard someone shouting, so we stopped walking and looked around to see what what all the yelling was about. Well, we saw a very large uniformed police officer standing approximately 50-60 yards away, directly across the lawn from our location. A man in plainclothes stood next to him (I’m not sure if he was an officer or not). The man in uniform began shouting again. We realized he was shouting at us.

Suddenly the officer and his companion launched in a full run, straight toward us and across the new lawn, while dodging the Keep Off The Grass signs. We stood still, waiting in the precise spot we were in when he began his tirade. When the pair finally reached us, huffing and puffing from the long run, the officer moved into a position where he was chest-to-chest and toe-to-toe with me, and started shouting again. I moved a bit to position myself between the officer and Denene.

“Can’t you read?” he yelled.

“Read what?” I asked, totally not understanding what the hell he was talking about.

“Those signs right there!” he screamed while pointing to the Keep Off The Grass signs.

By now his partner had moved in close as well, as if I was about to be handcuffed. Believe me, I know the move.

“Sure, I can read.”

“Then why were you on the grass?”

“We weren’t on the grass,” I said. And we weren’t. Never even came close to it, actually.

“Don’t lie to me. I saw you there,” he said. “I can lock you up for lying to me, and I should.”

Okay, I’d had enough of this BS, so I closed the remaining four-inch gap between my chest and his gut (he was that big) and WENT OFF. He finally quieted down and backed off, but not before having the last word. “I’ll lock your ass up if I catch you on the grass again. You white people think you can do whatever you want.”

Yeah, he went there. You white people. And I sensed the contempt he had for me. I also knew he was dying for me to touch him so he could reciprocate with whatever means it took to get me in handcuffs. His friend inched closer. I stood my ground.

Then he and his buddy slowly backed away and headed back across the lawn, tromping through the Keep Off The Grass signs, to where I first saw them.

Denene and I went back to our hotel where, ironically, I was scheduled to speak on a panel with, get this, the officer’s boss. But I couldn’t stand it. I wanted to go back to the park to give the officer a piece of my mind and to school him on a few things he’d done wrong. Denene begged me not to go, fully anticipating spending a lot of cash to get me out of a Baltimore lockup, or hospital (the guy was huge and she knows I wouldn’t back down from a charging elephant, if I’m right).

But I went, and I calmly introduced myself and provided a bit of my background before diving in with my complaints. I also was quite clear that I was in town to teach about proper police procedure. He quickly apologized and offered a big bear paw for me to shake, as a peace offering.

I shook his hand and said I accepted his apology, but I knew it wasn’t sincere. He was merely worried that I’d snitch on him to his boss. But I didn’t. Never mentioned it to him.

But I’ve never forgotten that day in Baltimore. I’ve also not forgotten what it feels like to have race enter into an encounter with the police. It’s a dirty felling that no amount of soap can wash away.

Castle: In plane sight

“Don’t make it worse. This isn’t who you are.” ~ Alexis

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Melanie Atkins

I enjoyed this week’s Castle much more than I did last week’s episode, even though it didn’t have many delicious Caskett moments. The story still included Kate, and I loved seeing Rick and Alexis having some father-daughter time. I had to suspend my disbelief to buy into the story, of course, but even though having a trio of flight attendants ask an author to investigate a murder aboard their plane would more than likely never happen in real life, I let myself dive in and revel in the suspense.

I can’t speak to the police procedure, to be sure, although several times I pictured Lee rolling his eyes. Tory the computer expert definitely worked her magic, as did Lanie, via cell phone at 39,000 feet. I snorted at their revelations, of course. Who wouldn’t? But I did totally buy Rick using graphite from a mechanical pencil to get a fingerprint from a plastic glass. The instant match after sending a pic to Kate in NYC was outlandish, but I could still see getting a fingerprint that way under extreme circumstances. Worked for me.

On to the rest of the story. I adored the suspense, the twists and turns, and even the slimy looking yellow snake, who in real life is named Steve. I kid you not. I learned that on Twitter. So funny. Who names a snake Steve? But I digress. I enjoyed the story very much and almost pegged the right person as the murderer. I thought the male flight attendant had done the deed, but the killer turned out to be the most helpful one. Hmm. Guess that should’ve told me something. Still, I knew it had to be one of them because they showed up right off and asked Rick to solve the murder. Right.

I hope next week’s episode will be this good. I’ve heard it’s supposed to be a funny one, and I’m looking forward to a chuckle or three. After that one is the finale. Sob. I really hope this isn’t the last season. I’m a Castle addict and would dearly love to see at least one more, even if they shorten it to ten episodes or so.

Fingers crossed.

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Lee Lofland

Sure, there were a few eye-rollers” regarding police procedure in this episode, but the way it was written, for a change, allowed the viewer to properly suspend belief and enjoy the show.

Of course, even the storyline didn’t change the standard boilerplate succession of red herrings followed by the climax where the all-too-predictable killer is revealed. The killer du jour was extremely obvious, but that’s standard Castle fare.

Still, this one was a fairly nice episode in spite of Beckett and crew handling a case they had absolutely no authority to handle. Well, there was that thing about Lanie determining cause of death and that the killer was left-handed, all from looking at a Skype video. Shoot, I can barely tell who’s on the other end in those grainy calls, so for Lanie to…hell, never mind. You know.

Hey, whatever happened to these guys working typical NYC murders? Last week was Al Qaeda and this week an ISIS aspect?

Anyway, as far as the police procedure and forensics go…fuhgedaboutit and enjoy this episode for what it is…fiction.

Oh, it was nice to see Alexis save the day. It was, after all, her turn to have a gun pointed at her.

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I’ll be at the Oklahoma Writer’s Federation, Inc. Conference this weekend to talk about Villains, Cops, and Officer-Involved Shootings. I’d love it if you’d stop by to say hi. And, while there the conference is auctioning a coveted spot at the 2015 Writers’ Police Academy!

Keynote speaker at OWFI is our pal Les Edgerton!

See you there!

Tyler Proffitt

Tyler Proffitt is a champion, several times over. His room is practically filled to the brim with trophies, medals, and other top awards, most of them 1st place accolades.

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Tyler pictured with a few of his awards.

Last Saturday, Tyler and his team, Carlson Gracie/Ghost Team, traveled to Indianapolis to compete in the daylong double-elimination Extreme Grappling Open competition.

Tyler, who’s 13-years-old, competed against 16-year-olds in the No-Gi division (Gi is the traditional garment worn in martial arts) and, after a grueling day, wound up fighting for the top spot.

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In the end, after one win and a loss, Tyler came away victorious after locking in a belly-down arm-bar on his opponent who quickly tapped-out.

A “tap-out” occurs when a competitor submits to his opponent, usually as a result of intense pain being applied to a portion of their body. Submission is signaled by using a hand to tap the mat or somewhere that’s visible to the judge.

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When the final match was finally over, Tyler congratulated his much older and much larger competitor before heading to the podium to receive his 1st place award.

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Tyler also won first place in the Gi matches.

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Two weeks ago, Tyler won the title belt (expert division) at the NAGA (North American Grappling Association) Championship in Nashville.

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Tyler on the winner’s podium holding up the coveted title belt. Pictured with him is the silver medal winner (2nd place).

Thanks to his hard work, coaches, teammates, and you, the writers who stepped up to sponsor him, Tyler has been able to compete in, and win, numerous high-profile competitions. To name only a few:

Ohio State Judo Championship – 1st place

Bluegrass Brawl (Louisville, Ky.) – 1st Place

Ohio State North American Grappling Association (NAGA) Championship – 1st Place

USKS Superstars – 1st Place

Grand Nationals (Indiana) 1st Place in four divisions—Grappling, Knife Forms, Sparring, Kata.

Advanced Naga – 2nd Place in Gi and No Gi

 Abu Dhabi World Submission Fighting Championship (Charleston, West Va.) – 1st Place

Tyler is also a two-time nominee to the USA Martial Arts Hall of Fame.

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Here’s a brief video of Tyler during a few of his championship matches.

Again, thanks to all of his writer sponsors. By the way, their books are featured in the right side bar of this blog.

 

*If you are interested in becoming a sponsor and having your books advertised on this page please contact Lee Lofland (the proud grandpa) at lofland32@msn.com.

Are you hiding your heroes behind

We see it on TV. We see it in the movies. And we read it in your books. In fact, we see real-life officers doing it in on the street. Yes, many heroes, both real and fictional, use their vehicles for cover when they’re involved in a shootout. But are personal vehicles really an effective means of providing safety from incoming gunfire?

Well, let’s see what the experts had to say. I believe you’ll find the results a bit stunning. Actually, you may want to rethink your options when Billy Badass decides to plink off a few rounds in your direction.

1. When fired straight-on at the engine block from a distance of 25 yards, many .223 cal. (rifle) rounds totally disintegrated, turning into a mass of individual pieces of shrapnel. However, there were rounds that didn’t hit dead center and actually ricocheted and exited the engine compartment by way of fenders, etc. Therefore, an officer using the front fender as cover could be killed by indirect gunfire.

Let’s not forget all those bits of broken-up lead flying around. After all, pieces of shrapnel are nothing less than tiny bullets/projectiles that are just as capable of killing as a full-size, intact round.

2. Next were the car doors. We’ve all seen the hero cop crouching behind his car door, popping up every few seconds to return fire. At 25 yards, the same .223 cal. rifle rounds passed through car doors as if they were melting butter. Actually, at that distance, the rounds passed through the driver’s door, through two mannequins seated as if they were a driver and passenger, and then through the passenger’s side door. At 100 yards, the round again passed entirely through the vehicle, exiting the passenger’s door. This time, however, the bullet had slowed a bit, causing it tumble end over end instead of spinning. By the way, a tumbling bullet leaves a keyhole-shaped exit hole when passing through metal. Imagine what effect that would have on human flesh.

3. I remember my firearms instructor telling us (a class of moon-faced, buzz cut, recruits) that we could use our patrol car wheels as cover . He said they’d provide some protection for us during a gun battle. Well, at a distance of 100 yards, .223 rounds traveled through the steel wheels as if they weren’t there at all.

Those same experts fired a .45 at the driver’s door from a distance of 15 yards. Guess what? Yep, the rounds pierced the doors, striking the mannequins inside. This time, however, the rounds stopped at the dummies. They’d lost enough velocity that they could travel no further. BUT…that’s all the power and distance needed to kill the occupants inside the car.

So, what do we take away from this information? Easy answer…vehicles are NOT a totally safe haven from gunfire. Rounds can pierce metal and hit the officer. They can break apart, or ricochet, and still hit the officer. And they can pass directly through car doors. In other words, a vehicle is not the best option for cover. But they’re better than no cover at all. Then again, a mound of soft and gooey marshmallows is better than no cover at all.

But, as we taught in the academy… YOU (and the hero of your stories) WILL SURVIVE!

In fact, believe that you’ll survive, no matter what, and you’ve won half the battle. Simply because you’ve been hit by a round or two, or even pieces of shrapnel, doesn’t mean that you or your protagonist has to fall down and die.

Don’t believe me? Well, just ask Jack Reacher…

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Deputy Sheriff Gil Datan, 43

Coos County Oregon Sheriff’s Office

April 20, 2015 – Deputy Gil Datan was killed in a rollover ATV accident on a steep embankment while patrolling rugged timber land. The vehicle landed on top of his body causing the fatal injuries.

Deputy Datan is survived by his daughter.

I was awakened by the abduction

It started Monday morning at 6:09 a.m. with my cell phone announcing, quite loudly, a local Amber Alert about a missing 8-year-old boy named Brock Guzman. Then a beat later came an identical message from the California Highway Patrol (CHP). I was then, without any doubt whatsoever…wide awake.

At 6:27 a.m. CHP (Golden Gate) lit up my cell phone with an all-CAPS description of the suspect’s car—2001 SILVER TOYOTA COROLLA, CA PLATE 5BWF072.

6:41 – Missing Child Update from the local police department – Brock Guzman, 8-year-old male last seen in a silver 2001 Toyota Corolla 5BWF072.

Then at 7:59…Missing child located, unharmed.

8:42 from CHP (Golden Gate) – Amber Alert Cancelled: Vehicle located by an alert citizen & boy found inside safe and unharmed. Thank you for your help.

So, in roughly 2.5 hours a child was abducted and safely recovered. In what was an extremely brief time-frame, the combined teamwork of state and local police along with a community of alert citizens, turned what could have been a worst case scenario into a happy ending.

But it was what happened behind the scenes that was nearly as disturbing as the abduction. Here’s why.

Local police, as they should, divided their search efforts with some combing neighborhoods and streets while others responded to the home of the missing boy. As always, missing person/abduction investigations begin at the home, with investigators searching for clues and for the person who’s been reported missing. After all, it’s not unusual for police to find a “missing” child hiding or sleeping in a bedroom, in a closet, under the bed, etc. And sometimes, unfortunately, they learn that the child has been harmed or even killed, and that parents have attempted to cover up the death. Therefore, as in most cases, police must rule out possibilities as much as they need to include possible scenarios. In other words, a search of the child’s home is an absolute must.

In a nutshell, that’s the setting/back story of how this works. Now, let’s start this day with the 911 call to police.

04:47 a.m. – Call received by Police Dispatch

04:50 a.m. – First Officers on scene

04:56 a.m. – Supervisor requests activation of the County Wide Intersection Observation Plan

05:00 a.m. – Vehicle is entered into the state Stolen Vehicle System

05:11 a.m. – Supervisor requests an Amber Alert be initiated

05:19 a.m. – Emergency Notification Tactical Alert Center at the CHP was contacted to issue the Amber Alert

So, in just over 30 minutes—police received the call, they arrived on scene, assessed the situation, activated the emergency observation plan, entered the vehicle as stolen so officers everywhere could be on the lookout for it, and requested the Amber Alert which was issued. That’s pretty darn quick and efficient.

In the meantime, as I mentioned above, every available officer within the surrounding area was frantically searching for the suspect vehicle, which by the way, was stolen from the home of the missing boy. Actually, what happened was the parents placed the sleeping boy in their car—the Toyota—, started it and left it running, and then went back into the house for their other child. While they were inside someone stole the car with the child inside.

Now, here’s what happened when police arrived at the home of the missing Guzman boy.

Police explained the need to search the home, but the mother refused to let them inside, stating (sometimes screaming) that was her personal space and she wouldn’t allow the search. Then things quickly went downhill. Remember, responding police officers didn’t know if the child had been harmed and that the mother had fabricated the kidnapping story as a means to cover up. It happens…a lot. They have to search the home.

Oh, one important detail…officers witnessed a reddish stain/substance on the floor inside the home (possibly blood?).

Here’s an officer’s body cam video of their interaction with the mother of the missing boy. Remember it was still dark outside.

Now she and her husband are in the process of hiring an attorney to sue the police for abuse. How would you have handled the situation?

*Warning: The Mother Uses Language Not Suitable For Young or Sensitive Ears

Note: The kidnapper in this case was not aware that the boy was in the car when he stole it from the Guzman’s driveway. When he discovered the child sleeping in the backseat he immediately abandoned the car leaving the child with it. The Guzman boy slept through the entire incident. Rumor has it that he vaguely recalls opening his eyes to see the stranger, but thought he might have dreamed it.

*By the way, writers, notice there’s no mention of the FBI? Because they DO NOT handle all kidnapping cases!!!

Castle: Sleeper

 

“You’re stressed out…exhausted. You haven’t written a word in over a week.” Beckett

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Melanie Atkins

This week’s Castle episode was different from most. Instead of focusing on a case assigned to Kate at work with the NYPD, it opened with Rick reeling from a nightmare concerning his disappearance last summer. I’ve always thought his abrupt vanishing on the way to their wedding was a terrible plot device inserted only to anguish the show’s fans. The rest of the series showcased their great love affair, and then boom. Rick never makes it to the altar.

I’m sorry, but this plot contrivance didn’t work at all for me. Conflict for the sake of conflict has ruined many a story, and it came very close to ruining this one. The show’s writers have done their best to scratch their way of the corner they boxed themselves into, but I’m still irked by the result… maybe even more so now, after hearing the awkward explanation about why Rick disappeared in the first place.

When the episode opens, Rick is apparently reliving events that happened during his time away in his dreams, and Kate is worried about him. I was happy to see her therapist, Burke, back on the show, and delighted that she encouraged Rick to go see him. He helped Rick recognize the individual elements of his most recent dream, and this in turn helped him get to the bottom of what happened, at least in theory.

The story that came out was simply too fantastical for me buy. Spoiler alert! I’m sorry, but the writers expect me to believe that a former exchange student Rick knew in high school joined Al Qaeda, then defected to became a double agent for the CIA… only to need to hook up with someone famous so the folks who learned what he was doing wouldn’t kill him before he told the CIA about a new terrorism plot, so he had Rick kidnapped on the day of his wedding and brought to Thailand? And Rick’s presence there allowed said operative to reach out to the CIA and thus thwart the plot, saving tens of thousands of lives?What? Talk about a squirrelly contrivance. I’m still shaking my head. If I ever wrote a crazy plot like that in a book, reviewers and readers alike would laugh me off the Internet and out of bookstores.

All that said, I enjoyed the incredible sense of family in the episode. The fact that both Alexis and Martha went to Kate when they were worried about Rick spoke volumes about how close they’ve all become. I adored their interaction. I also loved the final scene, with first Rick, Alexis, and Martha, and then Rick and Kate.

I may never truly buy the bizarre explanation for Rick’s disappearance, but I do still love the show and hope they give us at least a shortened season next year so I’ll have a better sense of closure when it ends. Nathan has already signed on for season eight, but I have yet to hear about the other cast members who are still in contract negotiations. We should know something at least by early May during the ABC upfronts.

Next week’s episode looks intense. Rick and Alexis and snakes on a plane! Can’t wait!

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Lee Lofland

I can sum up my portion of the episode review in a single word…DUMB. Yes, that’s exactly what I thought of the story and writing. The writers of this show have taken more than their fair share of practice jumps in preparation of releasing the actual shark into the waters, and with last night’s crappy storyline, well, it’s obvious that they are now ready for the main event. Even the once white-hot spark that zipped among the cast members seems to have faded a bit.

Anyway, let’s talk about Lanie. I admit, when she enters a scene I have the chip on my shoulder secured firmly in place. However, she wasted no time in slapping it away last night by diving in with a “based on liver temp time of death” comment. Bravo, Lanie! Then she followed up with a “but I’ll know more once I do a full workup on him.” Dang, Lanie hit us with a double dose of accuracy and, well, I’m still cheering. Good job. Of course, she did dim the lights a bit with the comment about finding a trace of talc in the victim’s mouth. But I won’t dwell on a little bit of bad.

BUT…along comes Beckett who orders up a team of bloodhounds to search for the latex glove worn by the killer. Tracking dogs needs a scent to follow, such as keying-in on an article of clothing worn by the person for whom they’re searching (they didn’t have anything belonging to the killer). Or, the animals are trained to search for a specific item, such as drugs, explosives, etc. I’m not aware of any K-9 training that’s specific to latex gloves. In other words, no department keeps a kennel of dogs who’re trained to search for latex gloves. Besides, how silly would it sound for the officer in charge to shout, “Call in the glove dogs!” And wouldn’t you just hate to be the “Glove Dog Handler?” Sounds a bit like a behind the scenes joke in a proctologist’s office.

Finally…Al Qaeda? Castle saved 10’s of 1,000’s of people? A writer? PUHLEEZE!!

As I said earlier…DUMB.

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Answers to yesterday’s quiz

1. True. Officers may search a residence without a warrant when exigent/emergency situations are present.

2. The 4th Amendment protects against unreasonable search and seizure, not the 1st.

3. There is no Constitutional requirement for officers to read the Miranda Warning to suspects at the time of arrest.

4. Cordite has not been used in ammunition since the end of WWII.

5. Bullet-proof/resistant vests do not stop all bullets.

6. No, not all police officers are expert marksmen.

7. False. Most police officers are not skilled in the martial arts.

8. Fear is a natural human emotion and all officers experience it at times.

9. DNA testing is absolutely NOT flawless.

10. Handheld fingerprint readers can indeed return results in as little as 45 seconds. Remember, though, a person’s prints must be in the system for an ID to return.

11. Stingray cell towers (simulated cell towers) are used by law enforcement to help locate wanted suspects. The Baltimore Maryland Police Department’s Advanced Tactical Team, in fact, utilizes the latest Stingray, a cell site simulator called Hailstorm. The device mimics an actual cell tower and forces phones in the immediate area to connect to it.

12. NETF (National Explosives Task Force) is a law enforcement group that analyzes and disseminates information relating to explosives. The task force includes members from the FBI, ATF, Homeland Security, the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, as well as various bomb technicians and other experts.

13. Turkey Vultures are indeed used to detect leaks in gas pipelines. Engineers pump a gas called ethyl mercaptan (the gas produced by decomposing bodies) into pipelines and where the buzzards circle, well, that’s the location of the hole in the pipe.

14. Eighty-seven countries recently participated in a recent meeting of experts to discuss lethal autonomous weapons systems—weapons that would/could select and engage targets without intervention by a human. It’s a very real concern.

15. Yes, there is a smart keyboard that can identify its users by the way they type—key pressure, typing speed, patterns, etc. Therefore, even if someone knows your password, the keyboard would “know” the user is not the proper person who’s attempting to log in and would not allow access.

The smart keyboard cleans itself and generates its own power by harnessing the energy generated by typing.

Monday Quiz

Police officers make split-second decisions nearly every day of their careers, and many of those decisions often affect the lives of others. Could you do the same?

Well, let’s see how well you perform while under absolutely no pressure other than to satisfy your own curiosity. Here’s a brief but fun little quiz with answers that may or may not have been seen lurking within the pages of various works of fiction. Whether or not their use was correct or not…well, I’ll leave that one alone for now.

I’ll post the answers tomorrow. In the meantime…

Your time starts…now.

*By the way, the quiz becomes slightly more difficult as you go.

 

Monday Quiz

1. Officers cannot, no way, no how, legally search a person’s home without a warrant. T or F?

2. The First Amendment of the Constitution guarantees the right of the people to be protected from unreasonable search and seizure by the government. T or F?

3. The U.S. Constitution mandates that a police officer reads a suspect the Miranda Warning following an arrest. T or F?

4. Cordite is the main ingredient in modern ammunition. T or F?

5. Bullet-proof vests will stop all bullets. T or F?

6. All police officers are expert marksmen. T or F?

7. All police officers are highly skilled in martial arts and/or other fighting styles. T or F?

8. Cops are never afraid. T or F?

9. DNA testing is flawless. T or F?

10. Handheld fingerprint readers used by patrol officers return results in as little as 45 seconds. T or F?

11. Police sometimes use simulated cell phone towers that force nearby phones to connect with them, thus enabling officers to zero in on a suspect’s location.. T or F?

12. The NETF is an acronym for National Explosives Task Force, an organization that gathers intel on explosives so they can prevent future bomb plots. T or F?

13. Turkey Vultures are used to detect leaks in gas pipelines. Engineers pump a gas—the gas produced by decomposing bodies—into pipelines. Where/when the buzzards begin to circle, well, that’s the area where the leak can be found. T or F?

14. Technology is moving toward autonomous killer robots that could select, engage, and terminate targets, including people, without the assistance and/or guidance from humans. T or F?

15. Smart Keyboards can identify their users by the way they type—key pressure, typing speed, patterns, etc. T or F?

 

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Corporal Scott R. Thompson, 47

Manchester Township New Jersey Police Department

April 10, 2015 – Corporal Scott Thompson suffered a fatal heart attack while working out in the gym as part of his department’s wellness program.

He is survived by his wife and two daughters.

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Officer Michael Villarreal

Pearsall Texas Police Department

April 12, 2015 – Officer Michael Villarreal was killed in a head-on vehicle crash while transporting a juvenile to the detention center. The juvenile was seriously injured, but survived the crash.

When Jessica Fletcher comes knocking

As writers, most of you go the extra mile to conduct research for your books, and your fans certainly appreciate the effort. But how far do your characters go on their own to be sure they don’t do something silly? I know they’re serious about getting their facts straight because several of them—Jack Reacher, Monk, Joanna Brady, and many more—have shown up at my door to ask questions about police work and how detectives conduct investigations.

Some characters, however, such as Cabot Cove’s beloved super sleuth, Jessica Fletcher, take the “get-it-right” approach to an even higher level by purchasing her own research books. Don’t believe me? Well, here’s a bit of dialog from Murder, She Wrote: Death of a Blue Blood. It’s a conversation between Jessica Fletcher and Scotland Yard Inspector George Sutherland.

“Did Father Christmas treat you well this year?” George asked as we looked over a tray of holiday socks that had been set outside a clothing store.

“Yes, indeed. Someone gave me a lovely tartan shawl,” I said, holding up a corner of the scarf. “Thank you again.”

“You’re very welcome again. And thank you again for the leather fishing belt.”

“Made in Maine,” I said, laughing. “I couldn’t resist when I saw the silver trout on it. We’ll have to go fishing together one day.”

“I think I would enjoy that.”

“I did buy myself a present when I was in New York City.”

“And what did you get?”

“A book called Police Procedure and Investigation.”

“I would have thought you knew all that by now.”

“There’s always more to learn. Plus, I love having my own library of reference books. The Internet is wonderful, but it doesn’t match the feeling of paging through a book and finding something you didn’t even realize you needed. I hope that experience never goes away.”

I’m extremely flattered that Jessica Fletcher has called on me in past, but it’s an added thrill to know that she and her writers, Donald Bain and Renee Paley-Bain, often turn to my book and this blog when concocting a new crime-solving adventure. And it never gets old seeing my name in the acknowledgements of the Murder She Wrote books. After all, I’ve been a Donald Bain fan since, well, since his book, Coffee, Tea, or Me? found its way into the hands of many teen boys back in the mid to late 60’s.

So yes, I’m extremely proud that my own book has a home in the Bains’ office. I’m also proud of the personally signed copy of Coffee, Tea, or Me I received from Donald Bain not so long ago. How cool is that!

As for Jessica Fletcher, well, I truly think these two make a nice-looking couple. Don’t you?

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Here’s another great couple.

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Donald Bain and Renee Paley-Bain

Donald Bain has written more than 125 books, among them 43 in the “Murder, She Wrote” series on which he has collaborated with his wife, Renee Paley-Bain, for the past 15 years.

www.donaldbain.com